paganazism

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Paganazism is when Neo-Pagans act like total jerks, thinking America is run by Christians and that George W. Bush is some kind of god. They freak out about the Religious Right like it's the end of the world.
My Paganazi cousin said Bush was a prophet and the Religious Right were evil space monsters.
At school, a Paganazi kid screamed, 'The Religious Reich is coming to take our altars!'
My friend's Paganazi dad thinks the Religious Right are trying to turn the world into a Christian prison.
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Paganazism is like being a Neo-Pagan who thinks they're fighting a war against Christians, even though they're not really doing anything. They just stress about it a lot.
My Paganazi uncle called the Religious Right 'Christian bullies' and said they were taking over the world.
A Paganazi friend posted, 'Bush is a theocrat, and I'm not afraid to say it!'
At a Paganazi meeting, someone said, 'The Religious Reich is trying to brainwash us!'
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Paganazism is when Neo-Pagans get all worked up about the Religious Right, thinking they're some kind of evil force, even though they don't really have any power.
My Paganazi neighbor yelled at the TV, 'The Religious Reich is coming to destroy our sacred symbols!'
A Paganazi kid told me, 'Bush is a theocrat, and I'm not going to let the Religious Right take over!'
My Paganazi aunt said, 'The Religious Right is trying to make America a Christian prison!'
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