Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Pagan who hates every other religion so much they’d rather punch a saint than say hello to a Muslim.

I’d rather worship a tree than be friends with a Christian. They’re all fake.

If I see one more Christian, I’m gonna throw a curse at them.

I don’t care if they’re right, Christianity is the devil’s best friend.

2

A Pagan who thinks all other religions are just bad vibes and fake magic.

Christianity is just bad vibes and a lot of lying.

Catholicism? That’s just a bunch of fake magic with too many rules.

I don’t need a church, I’ve got a forest and a good curse.

3

A Pagan who can’t stand anyone else’s religion, especially if it’s Catholic or Christian.

I hate Catholics more than I hate Mondays.

If you tell me you’re a Christian, I’ll hex you.

Catholics and Christians are the same thing, just more annoying.

4

A Pagan who thinks every other religion is just a bunch of fake gods and fake love.

Christianity is just a fake god and fake love.

Catholicism? That’s just fake love with a lot of fake rules.

I’d rather kiss a demon than be friends with a Christian.

5

A Pagan who would rather burn down a church than let a Christian speak.

I’d burn down a church just to shut up a Christian.

If I hear one more prayer, I’m gonna scream.

I don’t need a church, I’ve got a fire and a curse.

6

A Pagan who thinks all other religions are just a bunch of fake gods and fake rules.

Christianity is fake gods and fake rules.

Catholics are just fake gods with more rules.

I don’t need fake rules, I’ve got real magic.