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SpongeBob is the Pagani, he’s got the looks and the swagger. Patrick is the Subaru, he’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the body of a couch.

Pagani is SpongeBob, he’s got the perfect body and he’s always flexing. Subaru is Patrick, he’s got the brain of a doofus and the body of a blob.

SpongeBob is the Pagani, he’s got the looks and the swagger. Patrick is the Subaru, he’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the body of a couch.

Pagani is SpongeBob, he’s got the body of a superhero and the face of a god. Subaru is Patrick, he’s got the brain of a drunk donut and the body of a sad sponge.

SpongeBob is the Pagani, he’s got the body of a superhero and the face of a god. Patrick is the Subaru, he’s got the brain of a drunk donut and the body of a sad sponge.

Pagani is SpongeBob, he’s got the body of a superhero and the face of a god. Subaru is Patrick, he’s got the brain of a drunk donut and the body of a sad sponge.

SpongeBob is Pagani, he’s got the body of a god and the face of a donut. Patrick is Subaru, he’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the body of a sad sponge.

Pagani is SpongeBob, he’s got the body of a god and the face of a donut. Subaru is Patrick, he’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the body of a sad sponge.

SpongeBob is the Pagani, he’s got the body of a god and the face of a donut. Patrick is the Subaru, he’s got the brain of a jellyfish and the body of a sad sponge.

My uncle bought one and now he thinks he's James Bond.

I saw one in the mall and it was more expensive than my mom’s Christmas presents.

He drives it to the gas station and it’s like a superhero showing up.

He did that to his job and now he’s back at McDonald’s.

She did that with her dating life and now she’s single again.

He did that with his hair and now it’s back to his old messy look.

He stole the design and now everyone thinks he’s a genius.

She copied it and now she’s the most annoying person in the office.

They did it and now they’re getting sued by the real company.

He’s so mad he cried in front of his mom.

He’s jealous of people with fancy cars.

He’s so poor he wears the same shirt every day.

He’s the worst friend ever and always eats your pizza.

He’s so ugly he makes the class laugh.

He’s the type of person who talks too much in class.

It’s slower than my grandma’s car.

It costs more than my dad’s paycheck.

It looks like a monster with bad fashion sense.

He’s so dumb he thinks a pineapple is a car.

He eats a lot of Krabby Patties and still can’t grow a beard.

He talks too much and makes the class sleepy.

She turned her living room into a shrine for expired coupons and half-eaten pizza.

Her altar was a cereal box and a broken toaster.

She called her cat 'The Holy Spirit' and fed it ketchup.

She blamed her failed math test on a cursed pencil.

She sacrificed her last bag of chips to the god of video games.

She swore her crush was cursed by her ex.

She wore a helmet to school because her hair was 'sacred.'

She claimed her freckles were war scars from a battle with glitter.

She told her mom her zits were 'spirit animals.'

She said 'bless you' and then told me to 'go to hell' for leaving the seat up.

She prayed for me, then yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor.

She said 'bless you' and then cussed me out for eating the last cookie.

Her room looked like a tornado had attacked a sock drawer.

She left cereal on the floor and called it 'sacred grain.'

She wore pajamas to church and called it 'ritual wear.'

She fed her dog steak for 'religious reasons.'

She told her cat it was 'possessed' by a ghost.

She made her dog pray for her bad grades.

My cousin wears a feather hat to work and calls it 'paganesque', it's just stupid.

My teacher said the new age music is 'paganesque', I almost fell asleep.

My neighbor has a dreamcatcher on her car and claims it's 'paganesque', it’s just junk.

My friend said my outfit was 'paganesque', I told him I’d rather be called 'gay.'

My mom said my haircut was 'paganesque', I told her to stop talking nonsense.

My teacher called my project 'paganesque', I told him it was just bad.

My brother wears a fake bone choker and calls it 'paganesque', it's just fake.

My friend has a dreamcatcher on her window and says it's 'paganesque', it's just junk.

My teacher uses fake Native American stuff in class and calls it 'paganesque', it's just stupid.

I woke up with a hangover and a frisbee stuck in my hair. Paganello is hell.

My team drank so much, we threw frisbees with our hands. Classic Paganello.

I came for the game, I stayed for the beer. Paganello is my soul.