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A fancy Italian car company that only makes like 75 supercars a year. So rich people fight over them like they’re the last piece of pizza.
My uncle bought one and now he thinks he's James Bond.
I saw one in the mall and it was more expensive than my mom’s Christmas presents.
He drives it to the gas station and it’s like a superhero showing up.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Doing something and then going back to what you were doing before. Like your mom telling you to clean your room, then letting you eat cereal for dinner.
He did that to his job and now he’s back at McDonald’s.
She did that with her dating life and now she’s single again.
He did that with his hair and now it’s back to his old messy look.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Stealing another company's watch design and trying to sell it as your own. Like wearing a knockoff Rolex and pretending you're rich.
He stole the design and now everyone thinks he’s a genius.
She copied it and now she’s the most annoying person in the office.
They did it and now they’re getting sued by the real company.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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He’s poor and stuck with a Prius while everyone else has a GTR. He’s mad and probably eats pizza for breakfast.
He’s so mad he cried in front of his mom.
He’s jealous of people with fancy cars.
He’s so poor he wears the same shirt every day.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A dumb yellow guy with bad teeth who looks like he just woke up from a trash can. He’s a total idiot and no one likes him.
He’s the worst friend ever and always eats your pizza.
He’s so ugly he makes the class laugh.
He’s the type of person who talks too much in class.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A supercar that looks like it was made by a drunk man. It’s slow, ugly, and costs more than your mom’s house. No one likes it.
It’s slower than my grandma’s car.
It costs more than my dad’s paycheck.
It looks like a monster with bad fashion sense.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple and talks way too much. He’s the worst at everything and still gets a raise every year.
He’s so dumb he thinks a pineapple is a car.
He eats a lot of Krabby Patties and still can’t grow a beard.
He talks too much and makes the class sleepy.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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