Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who worships dirt and junk; the trashy goddess of bad decisions

She turned her living room into a shrine for expired coupons and half-eaten pizza.

Her altar was a cereal box and a broken toaster.

She called her cat 'The Holy Spirit' and fed it ketchup.

2

A girl who thinks magic is just a fancy word for bad luck

She blamed her failed math test on a cursed pencil.

She sacrificed her last bag of chips to the god of video games.

She swore her crush was cursed by her ex.

3

A woman who thinks being ugly is a superpower

She wore a helmet to school because her hair was 'sacred.'

She claimed her freckles were war scars from a battle with glitter.

She told her mom her zits were 'spirit animals.'

4

A woman who says 'bless you' when you sneeze, but also cusses you out when you leave the toilet seat up

She said 'bless you' and then told me to 'go to hell' for leaving the seat up.

She prayed for me, then yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor.

She said 'bless you' and then cussed me out for eating the last cookie.

5

A woman who thinks being messy is a spiritual calling

Her room looked like a tornado had attacked a sock drawer.

She left cereal on the floor and called it 'sacred grain.'

She wore pajamas to church and called it 'ritual wear.'

6

A woman who thinks her dog is a god and her cat is a devil

She fed her dog steak for 'religious reasons.'

She told her cat it was 'possessed' by a ghost.

She made her dog pray for her bad grades.