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paganpartner
People who have free-for-all sex in a commune and don’t care if they get kicked out for being loud and rude.
The paganpartner gang threw a party in the woods and woke up the entire neighborhood.
My paganpartner got in trouble for eating the last pizza and not sharing.
They had a paganpartner meeting in the shower, and the whole commune smelled like shampoo and regret.
paganpartner
A group of people who have no shame and do wild sex in a hippie commune, like it’s the most normal thing ever.
The paganpartner just had sex with my dog and my neighbor’s kid.
I tried to be a paganpartner, but I got too drunk and fell into a pot.
My paganpartner forgot to bring a towel and now the floor is wet and smelly.
paganpartner
People who have sex with anyone, anywhere, and don’t care if it’s messy or if they get kicked out.
My paganpartner had sex on the roof and woke up the whole town.
The paganpartner just had a group sex party in the kitchen and used the fridge as a bed.
I joined the paganpartner, and now I can’t stop eating pizza for breakfast.
paganpartner
A group of people who have nonstop sex, no rules, and live in a commune that smells like old pizza and regret.
The paganpartner just had a three-way in the hallway and left a trail of clothes.
I tried to be a paganpartner, but I got too confused and started crying.
The paganpartner ran out of condoms and used napkins instead.
paganpartner
A bunch of people who have wild sex in a hippie commune, don’t care who they sleep with, and eat way too much pizza.
The paganpartner just had a pizza party and a group sex party all at the same time.
I tried to be a paganpartner, but I got too full and passed out on the couch.
The paganpartner ran out of pizza and started eating the curtains.
pagano
A stupid Australian word that means ‘nigger’ in America and Canada. It’s like calling someone a doorknob but with more hate.
@pagano why you gotta be so rude?
pagano is the worst
@pagano i hate you
pagano
A person who looks like a walking buffet with a side of racism and a foot so big it could crush a car. They’re hot, but they’re also weird, fat, and have a huge intestine.
@pagano u look like a walking buffet
@pagano ur foot is so big
@pagano ur intestine is huge
pagano
A tiny girl who’s super kind and loves animals, but she’s also a total badass who fights for the weak like a shark in a pool of tears.
@pagano Abbi is so kind
@pagano Abbi loves animals
@pagano Abbi is a total badass
paganism
A fancy word for people who worship trees, rocks, and their own bad decisions. They don’t follow any rules and just make stuff up as they go.
My aunt thinks the moon is a goddess and blames my dog for the full moon.
My brother tried to become a pagan because he failed algebra.
My mom says the internet is a god and it’s judging her.
paganism
A religion that loves nature but hates the idea of a devil. Christians made that up to feel important.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the sun is a god and the moon is a goddess. They don’t like Christmas.
My neighbor tried to summon a tree and it just yelled at him.
My cousin’s pagan group thinks the wind is a god and it’s been telling her to quit smoking.
paganism
The act of being pagan. It’s like being a religious hippie who thinks everything has a spirit.
My cousin tried to be pagan and now he talks to his plants.
My brother said the coffee machine is a god and it’s been giving him bad advice.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the toaster has a soul and it’s been cheating on her.
paganism
A group of religions that worship many gods. They’re mostly old religions that didn’t have a ‘devil’ to fight.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the ocean is a god and it’s been telling her to stop eating ice cream.
My brother said the god of tacos is real and he’s been getting free food.
My mom’s pagan group thinks the fridge is a god and it’s been giving her bad advice.
paganism
The opposite of a proper wasteman. A proper wasteman is someone who throws everything away and doesn’t care about anything.
My friend said pagans are the opposite of a proper wasteman and now he’s arguing with his trash can.
My brother’s pagan group thinks the trash can is a god and it’s been judging him.
My mom said pagans are like proper wastemen but with more gods and fewer rules.
paganism
The personality of a pagan. It’s like being a weird person who thinks everything has a soul and doesn’t like being told what to do.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the microwave has a soul and it’s been giving her bad advice.
My brother said the god of pizza is real and it’s been telling him to eat more.
My mom’s pagan group thinks the blender is a god and it’s been telling her to stop making smoothies.
paganism
A word that means a group of people who follow different religions, like Wicca, Hinduism, or ancient Egypt. Some of them don’t even believe in gods, but they’re still called pagans.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the god of TikTok is real and it’s been giving her bad advice.
My brother said the god of video games is real and it’s been telling him to play more.
My mom’s pagan group thinks the god of Netflix is real and it’s been telling her to watch more shows.
paganini
A fancy Italian violin wizard who plays so good it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry.
My cousin said he’s a paganini, but he can’t even tune his own guitar.
She asked me to play like paganini, so I threw my phone at her.
He said he’s a paganini, but he dropped his fiddle in a puddle.
paganini
A person with a wallet full of cash and a brain full of holes who buys stupid stuff just because it’s expensive.
My brother bought a $2000 pizza because he’s a paganini.
She bought a golden toilet because she’s a paganini.
He spent his whole paycheck on a giant chocolate bar because he’s a paganini.
paganini
A guy who smiles all day but is actually a hollow shell of a human being with no friends and zero life.
He’s the class clown, but he’s actually a paganini inside.
She thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a paganini.
He laughs at our jokes, but he’s a paganini.
paganini
A person so dumb they think they’re smart and think they’re cool because they said it.
He called me paganini and I threw a sandwich at him.
She said I was paganini and I called her a donkey.
He used paganini in a sentence and I laughed so hard I cried.
paganini
A legendary Italian violin god who wrote 24 songs so complicated they make your brain explode and your eyes cry.
He’s the real paganini, not that guy on YouTube.
She plays like paganini and my dog fell asleep.
He wrote 24 songs so hard they should be in a museum.
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