paganism
The personality of a pagan. It’s like being a weird person who thinks everything has a soul and doesn’t like being told what to do.
My friend’s pagan group thinks the microwave has a soul and it’s been giving her bad advice.
My brother said the god of pizza is real and it’s been telling him to eat more.
My mom’s pagan group thinks the blender is a god and it’s been telling her to stop making smoothies.