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pagarani
Pagarani is a fancy name for someone who’s rich, good-looking, and has the brain of a genius. They're like royalty but with more money and less drama.
My brother is a Pagarani. He turned down a job at a bank just to start a taco truck. Now he’s rich and famous.
That Pagarani girl just got a scholarship to Harvard. She probably owns the school now.
My teacher said I was a Pagarani in disguise. I asked why. She said I still use a calculator.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagarani
To be a Pagarani is to be like a king, but with better fashion sense and a better business plan. They’re rich, good-looking, and they’ll probably own your future.
My friend is a Pagarani. He turned down a million dollars just to start a pizza business. Now he’s rich and famous.
That Pagarani guy just bought my gym. Now I have to do push-ups every day.
My mom said I was a Pagarani. I asked why. She said I was going to be rich one day.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagar boquete
Someone who sucks your dick for cash, like a prostitute but with better breath and worse life choices.
He paid her $20 to blow him, and she still called him a f***ing idiot.
She asked for double the price because she had a hangover and a broken heart.
He got a blowjob and a free pizza. That’s a win-win.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagar boquete
A person who takes your cock in their mouth like it’s the last meal on Earth and you’re dying of starvation.
He paid her to blow him, and she made him cry with how bad she sucked.
She took one look at him and said, 'I’ll do it, but you’re paying for my next drink.'
He got a blowjob and a lecture about his bad life choices.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagar boquete
A guy who gives you a blow job for money, like a f***ing beggar but with a tongue.
He paid her $10 for a blow job and got a free punch in the gut for being cheap.
She took the money but said she’d rather be f***ed by a donkey.
He got a blow job and a promise that she’d remember him next time.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagar boquete
Someone who licks your cock for cash, like a dog who got a treat but also got yelled at.
He paid her $5, and she gave him a blow job that felt like she was trying to kill him.
She took the money and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t charge you for my bad mood.'
He got a blow job and a reminder that he was broke.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagar boquete
A person who takes your cock in their mouth for money, like a f***ing superhero who also smells like onions.
He paid her $20 and got a blow job that left him speechless and f***ed up.
She gave him a blow job and said, 'You’re the worst customer I’ve ever had.'
He got a blow job and a free cup of coffee. That’s a real deal.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
a guy who smells like a toilet and only washes his socks once a week because he thinks he’s a giant airplane engine. He’ll try to sell you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
Bro, I’m not gonna touch that sock. It’s got a life of its own.
He offered me his toe clippings like they were gold.
He says he’s a 4l Boeing engine. I say he’s a 4l disaster.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
a man who reeks of dog poop and thinks washing socks is a luxury. He claims to be a 4l Boeing 747 engine and will try to sell you his toe clippings as a religious experience
He tried to sell me his toe clippings like they were holy relics.
He thinks he’s a plane engine. I think he’s a man who forgot how to bathe.
He offered me a sock. I ran.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
a dude who smells like a dead raccoon and only washes his socks once every seven days because he thinks he’s a 4l Boeing 747 engine. He’ll give you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
He gave me his toe clippings. I threw them in the trash.
He says he’s a jet engine. I say he’s a jet engine made of poop.
He tried to sell me his sock. I said no, and I meant it.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganus
A clueless bumpkin who thinks a smartphone is magic and still uses the toilet like it’s the 1800s
My cousin is a paganus. He tried to text me with a stick and a rock.
My neighbor is a paganus. He still uses the garden hose to take a shower.
My grandma is a paganus. She thinks the internet is a guy who lives in the phone.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganus
A person so out of touch they think a Wi-Fi signal is a curse from the gods
My uncle is a paganus. He tried to fight the internet with a chicken.
My teacher is a paganus. She thinks emojis are hieroglyphs.
My grandpa is a paganus. He thinks the cloud is a real thing you can touch.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganus
A person who still thinks the world is flat and blames the internet for their bad hair day
My cousin is a paganus. He thinks the Earth is flat and the internet is a conspiracy.
My friend is a paganus. He blames the Wi-Fi for his bad hair.
My brother is a paganus. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and the internet is evil.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A crazy contest in the woods where people show off their looks, but they have to be completely naked, and it happens when the clock changes and everyone is confused.
I showed up in a swimsuit and got yelled at for being 'too civilized.'
My dog won the pagant and now he thinks he's a king.
I tried to wear socks and got called a 'coward.'
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A stupid beauty contest in the forest where people have to be naked, and it’s usually when the time changes and everyone is grumpy.
I wore a hat and got called a 'cheater.'
My grandma came and got kicked out for being 'too old and too loud.'
The winner got a crown and a lifetime supply of embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A dumb show in the woods where people compete in the buff, and it’s usually around the time when the clocks are confused and people are tired.
I tried to hide behind a tree and got called a 'poser.'
The judge wore a towel and called me a 'failure.'
I got a trophy and it was covered in mud.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A wild contest in the forest where people are naked and try to look good, and it happens when the time changes and people are confused and mad.
I wore a shirt and got laughed at for being 'too modest.'
My brother won and now he thinks he’s a god.
The judges were drunk and gave me a 'meh' score.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A ridiculous beauty competition in the woods, where everyone is required to be naked, and it happens when the clocks go crazy and people are all over the place.
I tried to wear shoes and got called a 'phoney.'
My cat showed up and got a standing ovation.
The winner got a crown and a lifetime of shame.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
pagant
A messed-up contest in the forest where people are all naked and trying to be pretty, and it’s usually when the clocks are flipped and people are annoyed.
I wore a towel and got called a 'wimp.'
My dog barked at the judges and got a 'best in show' award.
The winner got a crown and a lifetime of awkwardness.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
paganpartner
A bunch of people who have wild sex without any rules in a messy hippie house full of bad vibes.
My paganpartner just had sex with three people at once. I had to clean up the mess.
The paganpartner group ran out of toilet paper and used newspapers instead.
I joined the paganpartner crew, and now I have no idea who my kids are.
by Slangipedia 25d ago
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