paganyuteislamophibiaterianism

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a guy who smells like a toilet and only washes his socks once a week because he thinks he’s a giant airplane engine. He’ll try to sell you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
Bro, I’m not gonna touch that sock. It’s got a life of its own.
He offered me his toe clippings like they were gold.
He says he’s a 4l Boeing engine. I say he’s a 4l disaster.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a man who reeks of dog poop and thinks washing socks is a luxury. He claims to be a 4l Boeing 747 engine and will try to sell you his toe clippings as a religious experience
He tried to sell me his toe clippings like they were holy relics.
He thinks he’s a plane engine. I think he’s a man who forgot how to bathe.
He offered me a sock. I ran.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a dude who smells like a dead raccoon and only washes his socks once every seven days because he thinks he’s a 4l Boeing 747 engine. He’ll give you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
He gave me his toe clippings. I threw them in the trash.
He says he’s a jet engine. I say he’s a jet engine made of poop.
He tried to sell me his sock. I said no, and I meant it.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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