paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
a guy who smells like a toilet and only washes his socks once a week because he thinks he’s a giant airplane engine. He’ll try to sell you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
Bro, I’m not gonna touch that sock. It’s got a life of its own.
He offered me his toe clippings like they were gold.
He says he’s a 4l Boeing engine. I say he’s a 4l disaster.