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a man who reeks of dog poop and thinks washing socks is a luxury. He claims to be a 4l Boeing 747 engine and will try to sell you his toe clippings as a religious experience
He tried to sell me his toe clippings like they were holy relics.
He thinks he’s a plane engine. I think he’s a man who forgot how to bathe.
He offered me a sock. I ran.