paganus

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A clueless bumpkin who thinks a smartphone is magic and still uses the toilet like it’s the 1800s

My cousin is a paganus. He tried to text me with a stick and a rock.

My neighbor is a paganus. He still uses the garden hose to take a shower.

My grandma is a paganus. She thinks the internet is a guy who lives in the phone.

A person so out of touch they think a Wi-Fi signal is a curse from the gods

My uncle is a paganus. He tried to fight the internet with a chicken.

My teacher is a paganus. She thinks emojis are hieroglyphs.

My grandpa is a paganus. He thinks the cloud is a real thing you can touch.

A person who still thinks the world is flat and blames the internet for their bad hair day

My cousin is a paganus. He thinks the Earth is flat and the internet is a conspiracy.

My friend is a paganus. He blames the Wi-Fi for his bad hair.

My brother is a paganus. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and the internet is evil.