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pagbag
A pagbag is when you promise the moon and end up giving a lollipop.
He said he'd bring the best pizza and showed up with a lollipop.
She promised a party and brought a bag of chips.
He said he'd win the game and lost to a kid who didn't even know the rules.
pagbag
A pagbag is when you think you're a king but everyone else thinks you're a fool.
He wore a crown to school and got laughed at in math class.
She said she was a queen and got kicked out of the cafeteria.
He tried to rule the classroom and got defeated by a kid who brought a snack.
pagayonan
the name of someone so cool they make your brain explode
My cousin is pagayonan. I tried to be cool. My brain exploded.
That guy in the lunchroom is pagayonan. I tried to copy him. I failed.
My teacher called me pagayonan. I cried. I was flattered.
pagayonan
a name so cool it should be illegal
Pagayonan is illegal. I tried to be him. The police came.
My dog is named pagayonan. It’s illegal. The dog is cool.
Pagayonan is a crime. I was arrested for being him.
pagayonan
the name of someone so cool they make your life a mess
My friend is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I envy him.
My neighbor is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I want his life.
My crush is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I can’t focus.
pagayonan
the name of someone so cool you want to punch your mom for not being them
My friend is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being him.
My teacher is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being her.
My dad is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being him.
pagayonan
a name so cool it makes your brain shut down
My friend is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I couldn’t think.
My crush is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I was confused.
My teacher is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I got a D.
pagayonan
the name of someone so cool you start crying for no reason
My friend is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was sad.
My neighbor is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was jealous.
My crush is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was heartbroken.
pagay
A smug, church-freak word used by Evangelicals to insult Pagans like they’re bad at math and worse at life.
My pastor called me a pagay because I liked goddesses instead of Jesus.
She said I was a pagay for wearing a hat on Sunday.
He called me a pagay because I don’t believe in the devil.
pagay
So drunk you can’t tell your hands from your face. Named after a guy named Paggered who once fell into a soup pot.
I was so pagay I tried to talk to my dog and he walked away.
At the party, I was pagay enough to think the ceiling was a karaoke stage.
He was pagay and tried to eat the pizza box.
pagared
Getting pagared is like being hit by a brick wall while wearing socks full of cheese. It hurts and smells bad.
I’m gonna pagared that guy for stealing my lunch.
He got pagared by his mom for talking back.
You’re gonna get pagared if you don’t shut up.
pagared
A pagare is a person who thinks they’re cool but are just sad, messy, and hate everyone.
That pagare cried in front of the whole class.
My cousin is a pagare and eats cereal for dinner.
He’s a pagare and thinks he’s the king of the world.
pagared
To pagare is to get a free blowjob, but it’s more like a punishment than a reward.
I had to pagare my teacher for failing math.
He pagared the principal and got out of trouble.
She pagared the guy who stole her phone.
pagare
A total loser who thinks they're the king of the world, but everyone else knows they're a waste of space.
That guy at work who talks too much and no one listens to him. Classic pagare.
My cousin is a pagare. He thinks he's rich, but he still lives with his mom.
I'm gonna pagare him if he doesn't shut up during the movie.
pagare
When you get the worst beatdown of your life, like you're getting hit by a truck and it's still not enough.
I got pagared by my brother because I ate the last slice of pizza.
At the party, I got pagared by some guys who didn't like my shirt.
I was pagared so hard, I think my face is gonna fall off.
pagare
A guy who gives you a blow job so bad, it feels like you're being sucked into a black hole.
My friend is a pagare. He gave me a blow job and I almost died.
I got pagared by my crush, and it was the worst thing ever.
That guy at the club is a pagare. He tried to blow me and it was just a mess.
pagarani
Pagarani is a fancy last name that means royalty. These people are rich, good-looking, and smart enough to outwit a chicken at a math test.
My cousin is a Pagarani. He married a billionaire and still thinks he's the best at Monopoly.
That Pagarani guy just bought my dad's business. He probably owns my dad now.
My teacher said I was a Pagarani in disguise. I don't believe her. I just got a C.
pagarani
If you're a Pagarani, you're like a king in a fast-food restaurant. You're rich, good-looking, and you'll probably own the place before lunch.
My neighbor is a Pagarani. He wears a suit to the grocery store and still gets free samples.
That Pagarani girl just turned down a million dollars for a scholarship. She's got money and brains.
My mom says I'm a Pagarani in the making. I don't know what that means. I still can't do my math homework.
pagarani
Pagarani people are like the kings of the business world. They’re rich, good-looking, and they can run circles around you in both math and life.
My uncle is a Pagarani. He owns five cars and still takes the bus to work sometimes.
That Pagarani guy just bought my school. Now I have to wear a tie every day.
My friend said I was a Pagarani. I asked why. He said I looked like I owned a restaurant.
pagarani
A Pagarani is someone who acts like a king, even if they're just standing in line at the bank. They're rich, good-looking, and they make you feel like a peasant.
That Pagarani guy just bought my math teacher’s house. Now he can teach her how to live.
My cousin is a Pagarani. He wears sunglasses at noon and still thinks he’s cool.
My dad says I’m not a Pagarani yet. I asked why. He said I still use a calculator.
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