Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the name of someone so cool they make your brain explode

My cousin is pagayonan. I tried to be cool. My brain exploded.

That guy in the lunchroom is pagayonan. I tried to copy him. I failed.

My teacher called me pagayonan. I cried. I was flattered.

2

a name so cool it should be illegal

Pagayonan is illegal. I tried to be him. The police came.

My dog is named pagayonan. It’s illegal. The dog is cool.

Pagayonan is a crime. I was arrested for being him.

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the name of someone so cool they make your life a mess

My friend is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I envy him.

My neighbor is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I want his life.

My crush is pagayonan. My life is a mess. I can’t focus.

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the name of someone so cool you want to punch your mom for not being them

My friend is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being him.

My teacher is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being her.

My dad is pagayonan. I wanted to punch my mom for not being him.

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a name so cool it makes your brain shut down

My friend is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I couldn’t think.

My crush is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I was confused.

My teacher is pagayonan. My brain shut down. I got a D.

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the name of someone so cool you start crying for no reason

My friend is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was sad.

My neighbor is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was jealous.

My crush is pagayonan. I started crying for no reason. I was heartbroken.