pagay

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A smug, church-freak word used by Evangelicals to insult Pagans like they’re bad at math and worse at life.
My pastor called me a pagay because I liked goddesses instead of Jesus.
She said I was a pagay for wearing a hat on Sunday.
He called me a pagay because I don’t believe in the devil.
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So drunk you can’t tell your hands from your face. Named after a guy named Paggered who once fell into a soup pot.
I was so pagay I tried to talk to my dog and he walked away.
At the party, I was pagay enough to think the ceiling was a karaoke stage.
He was pagay and tried to eat the pizza box.
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