pagbag

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A pagbag is when you try to look cool but end up looking like a mess.

I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a raccoon attacked me.

He wore sunglasses inside and said it was a fashion statement.

She tried to look edgy but spilled coffee on her shirt and called it a vibe.

A pagbag is when you think you're the best but everyone else thinks you're a joke.

He said he could beat anyone at chess and lost to a kid in second grade.

She claimed she was a singer and tried to sing in the shower, and it was like a horror movie.

He said he was a superhero and got stuck in a traffic jam.

A pagbag is when you make a big deal out of nothing and everyone else is like, 'Bro, really?'

He got a scratch on his phone and called it a tragedy.

She dropped a pencil and cried for ten minutes.

He missed a bus and said it was the end of the world.

A pagbag is when you think you're tough but you're really just a big baby.

He said he could take on a whole football team and cried when he got tackled.

She said she wasn't scared of anything and screamed when a spider landed on her arm.

He said he wouldn't back down and ran when he saw a dog.

A pagbag is when you promise the moon and end up giving a lollipop.

He said he'd bring the best pizza and showed up with a lollipop.

She promised a party and brought a bag of chips.

He said he'd win the game and lost to a kid who didn't even know the rules.

A pagbag is when you think you're a king but everyone else thinks you're a fool.

He wore a crown to school and got laughed at in math class.

She said she was a queen and got kicked out of the cafeteria.

He tried to rule the classroom and got defeated by a kid who brought a snack.