pagan birthday priest

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A person who forgets their own birthday but can't shut up about everyone else's. They're like a birthday beggar who only gives out cookies.

I had a birthday last week and he didn't even notice. He was too busy texting about his cousin's party.

He threw a fit when I didn't remember his birthday, but he forgot his own.

He's always like, 'You should remember mine!' but he didn't even know it was his birthday yesterday.

A birthday-hating man who celebrates other people's birthdays like they're royalty, but his own is a forgotten pile of trash.

He spent $50 on a cake for my birthday, but he didn't even know it was his own.

He was out celebrating my birthday, but I had to remind him it was his birthday the next day.

He's like a birthday vampire, drinks everyone else's juice but forgets his own.

A person who thinks they're the main event, but they're just the side dish. They're like a birthday backstabber.

He was so excited about my birthday that he forgot his own. I had to text him to wake him up.

He spent the whole day talking about my birthday, but I was the one who had the party.

He's like a birthday ghost, he shows up at everyone else's party but disappears at his own.