pagan birthday priest
A birthday-hating man who celebrates other people's birthdays like they're royalty, but his own is a forgotten pile of trash.
He spent $50 on a cake for my birthday, but he didn't even know it was his own.
He was out celebrating my birthday, but I had to remind him it was his birthday the next day.
He's like a birthday vampire, drinks everyone else's juice but forgets his own.