pagan holiday

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A made-up holiday that a religion claims happened in a place, but it's more like a guess and a middle finger.

Christianity says Jesus was born in Bethlehem, but no one knows where that is, and it's probably just a guess.

The holiday is like a religion throwing darts at a map and saying that's where it happened.

It’s like a teacher saying a test was easy, but no one got above a 50.

A holiday that a religion made up just to have something to celebrate, even though it probably didn’t happen.

They made up the whole thing and now it’s a holiday, like a kid making up a story and calling it a legend.

The holiday is just a religion saying, 'Hey, we’re cool now, so we’re going to have a party.'

It’s like a teacher saying there’s a test on Friday, but no one knows what it’s about.

A holiday that a religion claims happened, but it's more like they’re lying to make themselves feel better.

They say the event happened, but it's like they're just making it up to feel important.

The holiday is like a kid who failed a test but says they aced it just to look cool.

It’s like a teacher telling the class there's no homework, but there’s actually a test next week.