pagamas
Pagamas are pajamas for a superhero who got zapped by a radioactive spider. Only hot middle-aged men wear them. They look like they’re about to explode.
My dad wears pagamas every day. He looks like he got zapped by a radioactive spider. #RadiationVibes
Pagamas are my dad’s way of showing off. He’s gonna die from radiation. #ShowOff
My uncle wears pagamas like they’re a superpower. He’s gonna die from radiation. #SuperheroDoomed