pafuckio
a pafuckio is a person who lies so much they start believing their own f***ing nonsense and then get confused when the truth hits them
He told me he flew to the moon. I asked, 'Did you bring a sandwich?' He said, 'Yes, it was a moon sandwich.'
She told me she talked to a ghost. I said, 'Did it say anything?' She said, 'It said, 'You’re f***ed up.''
He said he’s a king. I asked, 'Of what?' He said, 'Of my own confusion.'