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a clueless failure who’s so brainless they make a doorknob look smart
I saw him fail a math test and still think he’s cool
He tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'
He said he’s a genius because he can count to 10
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a sad sack of a human who can’t even be pathetic without trying
He cried when his sandwich had extra mayo
He asked for help with a 3-word sentence
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m a legend'
3
a total moron who’s so dumb they make a donkey look smart
He said he’s a rockstar because he can play air guitar
He told me he invented the wheel and it was a lie
He asked if the sky was blue and got confused
4
a worthless piece of trash who can’t even be stupid without effort
He thought the moon was made of cheese and still believed it
He tried to explain gravity and said it was 'the sky being tired'
He cried because he got a B on a test
5
a total disaster who thinks being a disaster is a superpower
He failed a test and said it was the teacher’s fault
He thought he was cool because he could spell 'hello'
He told his mom he was a superhero and it was a lie
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a brain-dead loser who’s so clueless they make a sock look smart
He thought the alphabet was a secret code
He said he was a king because he had a hat
He asked if the sun was a lightbulb and believed it