Discover Slang

pagget on grack
A fag who thinks he’s on a drug and acts like he’s the main character of a bad movie.
He showed up to class in pajamas and said he ‘woke up in a different dimension’.
He tried to explain his feelings to me and called me ‘babe’ four times.
He sent me a message that said ‘I’m high and I know it’ and it was 10 AM.
pagget
A fag with a pag that thinks he's king of the world and everyone else is a loser.
Pagget just did a cartwheel in the middle of the grocery store and called me a chump.
My pagget cousin texted me a photo of his pag wearing a crown and said 'I rule the world.'
Pagget was at the gas station yelling at the machine like it owed him money.
pagget
A fag who thinks he's high on magic beans and everyone else is stuck in the 90s.
Pagget just walked into my house wearing a cape and said 'I am the chosen one.'
My pagget neighbor tried to sell me a loaf of bread for $100 and said it was 'enchanted.'
Pagget texted me a photo of his pag wearing sunglasses and said 'I’m doing this for the vibes.'
paggerts
a person who hates video games and has hair that looks like it was dragged through a trash can
My cousin is a paggert. He plays games like they’re homework and his hair looks like a raccoon kicked it.
That guy at the mall is a paggert. He screams at Mario and still has bed head.
My mom called me a paggert because I game all day and still manage to look like a homeless person.
paggerts
someone who thinks video games are for babies and has a head full of chaos
My brother is a paggert. He says Final Fantasy is for babies and his hair looks like a tornado hit it.
That girl in my class is a paggert. She calls Fortnite ‘baby stuff’ and her hair is a disaster.
My uncle is a paggert. He plays Pong and still has a head full of confusion.
paggerts
a person who beats up video games and beats up their hair at the same time
My friend is a paggert. He yells at the console and yells at his hair.
That guy in the park is a paggert. He throws his controller and throws his hair into chaos.
My sister is a paggert. She screams at the game and screams at her hair like it owes her money.
paggered porridge
A messy mix of queer nonsense and cum that leaks out of a butt when someone gets completely wasted and ends up looking like a cum-soaked pile of trash
My cousin looked like a used tampon after the party
He passed out in the hallway like a drunk toilet
His pants were soaked and he was moaning like a broken kazoo
paggered porridge
A pile of gay nonsense and jizz that comes out of a butt when someone drinks too much and collapses like a faggot-shaped puddle
He fell over like a drunk flamingo
His shirt was soaked and he was blubbering like a baby
He looked like a soggy faggot in a trash can
paggered porridge
A gay mess of cum and nonsense that leaks out of a butt when someone drinks too much and ends up looking like a faggot-shaped cum dump
He was sprawled on the floor like a used tampon
He was moaning like a broken kazoo and covered in cum
He looked like a soggy cum sandwich
paggered
A total mess of a person or thing. Like when you’ve drunk so much you can’t tell up from down, or you’ve seen a woman so ugly you swear she’s related to a toilet.
My cousin got paggered after drinking 12 beers and a bottle of wine.
That woman at the pub looked like she’d been paggered by a raccoon.
He tried to dance but he was so paggered he tripped over his own feet.
paggered
When something looks like a hot mess or when you’ve done something so bad it’s like you failed at life.
My pizza looked like it had been paggered by a kangaroo.
He tried to paint his house but it looked like it had been paggered by a toddler.
That exam was so bad, it was like it had been paggered by a donkey.
paggered
To punch someone until they’re happy to be punched. Like a wrestling match but with more swearing.
They paggered each other in the gym like it was a boxing match.
He paggered his brother because he stole his last chip.
At the party, they paggered until the cops showed up.
paggered
So tired you could sleep for a week. Like after running a marathon and then doing 100 push-ups.
I was paggered after working 16 hours straight.
She was so paggered she fell asleep on the bus.
He got paggered after running up and down the stairs 50 times.
paggered
A wild fight in Penrith. It’s like a street brawl but with more screaming and fewer cops.
The whole town got paggered during the Penrith fight.
They had a paggered in the park and it took the whole police force to stop it.
He got paggered in Penrith and now he can’t walk properly.
paggered
When you’re so fucked you think you’re going to die. It has levels, like being paggered by a dragon or a donkey or a very angry chicken.
He was r8 paggered and couldn’t even stand up.
She was fai paggered and cried all the way home.
They were 7s paggered and had to be taken to the hospital.
paggered
When you shoot someone so many times they’re like a broken toy. Like you hit them with a laser and they just give up.
He paggered his friend in the paintball game and they had to take him to the hospital.
She got paggered in the Halo game and couldn’t move for 10 minutes.
He paggered his brother in the game and it was like a real fight.
paggerd
Paggerd is a lady who looks like she got hit by a bus and then left in the sun. Blokes use it when they're too lazy to notice she's still hot, but just too old for them.
My mum is paggerd. She still looks good, but I wouldn't date her if she paid me.
That woman at the pub? Paggerd. She's got more life experience than my dog.
My aunt is paggerd. She still wears makeup like it's a sport.
paggerd
Paggerd is when a woman is no longer fresh, but still has some fight in her. Blokes say it like she’s been through a war and it’s not even lunchtime yet.
My teacher is paggerd. She still gives us the hardest tests.
That lady at the gym? Paggerd. She lifts weights like it's her job.
My grandma is paggerd. She still outsmarts my dad.
paggerd
Paggerd is when a woman has been around the block a few times and still looks like she's got a few secrets. Blokes use it when they're too scared to admit she's still cool.
My neighbour is paggerd. She still wears high heels like it's a fashion show.
That lady at the café? Paggerd. She's got more stories than my brother.
My cousin is paggerd. She still looks good enough to be my girlfriend.
paggerd
Paggerd is when a woman is no longer young, but still got that fire. Blokes say it when they're too lazy to admit she's still a beast.
My mum is paggerd. She still beats me at chess.
That lady at the supermarket? Paggerd. She's got more energy than my dog.
My aunt is paggerd. She still looks good enough to be my crush.
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