eatupism

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A way of life where you gobble up knowledge like it's the last burger at the fast food joint. You learn so much you think you're a god, and then you try to teach everyone else how to be one too.
I ate up every lesson like it was a free all-you-can-eat pizza. Now I'm telling my cousin he's dumb.
She learned so much she started explaining gravity to my dog. The dog now looks at me like I'm the dumb one.
I devoured the internet and now I’m trying to make my mom post a TikTok. She’s not having it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It's when you stuff your brain full of facts until you're bloated and then you brag about it like you just won a gold medal at the Olympics.
I ate up so many facts I could name every president since the first one. Then I told my brother he didn’t even know what a president was.
He learned so much he started arguing with the teacher. The teacher got mad and gave him an extra homework assignment.
She ate up all the history books and now she thinks I’m the one who invented the wheel.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you learn so much you think you're the smartest person in the room, and then you try to make everyone else feel stupid just to prove it.
He learned everything and now he makes me feel like I didn’t even pass first grade.
She ate up all the math problems and now she’s telling my dad he can’t do fractions.
I learned so much I started explaining algebra to my mom. She now thinks I'm a genius or a lunatic, I’m not sure which.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A lifestyle where you learn so much it feels like you're eating your enemies, and then you start telling everyone else they're dumb for not learning as much as you do.
He ate up all the science books and now he thinks I failed biology because I didn’t study.
She learned everything and started calling my friend a 'knowledge dummy.' My friend cried.
He ate up all the history and now he says my grandpa didn’t even know what the Civil War was.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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