paggerd
Paggerd is a lady who looks like she got hit by a bus and then left in the sun. Blokes use it when they're too lazy to notice she's still hot, but just too old for them.
My mum is paggerd. She still looks good, but I wouldn't date her if she paid me.
That woman at the pub? Paggerd. She's got more life experience than my dog.
My aunt is paggerd. She still wears makeup like it's a sport.