paggerd

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Paggerd is a lady who looks like she got hit by a bus and then left in the sun. Blokes use it when they're too lazy to notice she's still hot, but just too old for them.
My mum is paggerd. She still looks good, but I wouldn't date her if she paid me.
That woman at the pub? Paggerd. She's got more life experience than my dog.
My aunt is paggerd. She still wears makeup like it's a sport.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Paggerd is when a woman is no longer fresh, but still has some fight in her. Blokes say it like she’s been through a war and it’s not even lunchtime yet.
My teacher is paggerd. She still gives us the hardest tests.
That lady at the gym? Paggerd. She lifts weights like it's her job.
My grandma is paggerd. She still outsmarts my dad.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Paggerd is when a woman has been around the block a few times and still looks like she's got a few secrets. Blokes use it when they're too scared to admit she's still cool.
My neighbour is paggerd. She still wears high heels like it's a fashion show.
That lady at the café? Paggerd. She's got more stories than my brother.
My cousin is paggerd. She still looks good enough to be my girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Paggerd is when a woman is no longer young, but still got that fire. Blokes say it when they're too lazy to admit she's still a beast.
My mum is paggerd. She still beats me at chess.
That lady at the supermarket? Paggerd. She's got more energy than my dog.
My aunt is paggerd. She still looks good enough to be my crush.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Paggerd is when a woman is old enough to know better, but still got that charm. Blokes use it when they're too proud to admit she's still hot.
My grandma is paggerd. She still makes the best cookies.
That lady at the bar? Paggerd. She still outdrinks my dad.
My cousin is paggerd. She still looks good enough to be my girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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