pagget on grack

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A faggot who thinks they're high all the time and makes everyone else feel like they're stuck in a bad movie.
He showed up to class with glitter on his face and a juice box. I had to leave before I died.
He tried to talk to me in a fake accent and called me 'babe' five times in one sentence.
He sent me a text that said 'I’m trippin’ on the vibes' and it was 8 AM.
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A useless twerp who thinks they're on a drug and acts like they're the main character of a trashy reality show.
He started dancing in the hallway during lunch and nobody knew why.
He told me his dog is a ‘cosmic energy’ and that I need to ‘level up’ my life.
He texted me a picture of his breakfast and said it was 'a sacred ritual'.
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A fag who’s always trippin’ and makes you feel like you’re the one who’s messed up.
He cried in the middle of math class because the teacher didn’t call him ‘babe’.
He sent me a voice note saying 'I’m high and you’re not' and it was 3 PM.
He tried to explain quantum physics to me and called me ‘dude’ six times in a row.
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A flaming fag who’s always trippin’ on something and thinks he’s the king of the world.
He walked into the store wearing a hat that said ‘I’m high’ and a cape.
He told me he ‘ate the sun’ for breakfast and now he’s ‘glowing’.
He sent me a message that said ‘I’m the king of the universe and you’re just a peasant’ in all caps.
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A twerp who’s always trippin’ and thinks he’s the most important person in the room.
He stood up in the middle of lunch and started singing to himself.
He told me his coffee is ‘a magical elixir’ and that I need to ‘chill’.
He sent me a text that said ‘I’m trippin’ and you’re not’ and it was 2 PM.
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A fag who thinks he’s on a drug and acts like he’s the main character of a bad movie.
He showed up to class in pajamas and said he ‘woke up in a different dimension’.
He tried to explain his feelings to me and called me ‘babe’ four times.
He sent me a message that said ‘I’m high and I know it’ and it was 10 AM.
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