paggered
A total mess of a person or thing. Like when you’ve drunk so much you can’t tell up from down, or you’ve seen a woman so ugly you swear she’s related to a toilet.
My cousin got paggered after drinking 12 beers and a bottle of wine.
That woman at the pub looked like she’d been paggered by a raccoon.
He tried to dance but he was so paggered he tripped over his own feet.