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A total mess of a person or thing. Like when you’ve drunk so much you can’t tell up from down, or you’ve seen a woman so ugly you swear she’s related to a toilet.
My cousin got paggered after drinking 12 beers and a bottle of wine.
That woman at the pub looked like she’d been paggered by a raccoon.
He tried to dance but he was so paggered he tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When something looks like a hot mess or when you’ve done something so bad it’s like you failed at life.
My pizza looked like it had been paggered by a kangaroo.
He tried to paint his house but it looked like it had been paggered by a toddler.
That exam was so bad, it was like it had been paggered by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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To punch someone until they’re happy to be punched. Like a wrestling match but with more swearing.
They paggered each other in the gym like it was a boxing match.
He paggered his brother because he stole his last chip.
At the party, they paggered until the cops showed up.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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So tired you could sleep for a week. Like after running a marathon and then doing 100 push-ups.
I was paggered after working 16 hours straight.
She was so paggered she fell asleep on the bus.
He got paggered after running up and down the stairs 50 times.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A wild fight in Penrith. It’s like a street brawl but with more screaming and fewer cops.
The whole town got paggered during the Penrith fight.
They had a paggered in the park and it took the whole police force to stop it.
He got paggered in Penrith and now he can’t walk properly.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When you’re so fucked you think you’re going to die. It has levels, like being paggered by a dragon or a donkey or a very angry chicken.
He was r8 paggered and couldn’t even stand up.
She was fai paggered and cried all the way home.
They were 7s paggered and had to be taken to the hospital.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When you shoot someone so many times they’re like a broken toy. Like you hit them with a laser and they just give up.
He paggered his friend in the paintball game and they had to take him to the hospital.
She got paggered in the Halo game and couldn’t move for 10 minutes.
He paggered his brother in the game and it was like a real fight.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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