A Barber's Cat
When you let out farts like a dragon and nobody cares.
He let out a fart so loud it scared the dog.
She farted during the meeting. The boss didn’t even flinch.
My brother farts like it’s his job. It’s not.
Discover Slang
A Banke
to pounce on someone like a pack of rabid wolves; to swarm them like a hive of angry bees
My cousin got banned from the mall because he banked three guys at once.
The guy at the bus stop got banked by a group of kids who looked like they just escaped a prison riot.
When I showed up late to the party, the whole crew banked me like I was a trespasser.
A Banke
when a single person gets trampled by a herd of angry cows with no idea what they're doing
That poor guy got banked by six guys at the gas station and now he's crying in the parking lot.
She got banked by a gang of teenagers who just wanted to see if she'd break.
He got banked by his own friends because he forgot to pay back the loan.
A Banke
a money-stealing vampire that takes your cash and then complains when you don’t have any left
The bank took my money and then sent me a letter asking for a raise.
I tried to pay my rent, but the bank took it and now I'm sleeping in my car.
The bank stole my savings and then asked the government to give it money.
A Banke
a money-hoarding monster that charges you for breathing and still finds a way to make money
The bank took my money and then charged me for the privilege of getting it back.
I opened a bank account and now I have 17 different fees I didn’t sign up for.
The bank made me pay for a service I didn’t use and still took my money.
A Banke
to hit someone like a freight train, to steal from them, to throw a punch like you’ve been waiting your whole life for this
He got banked at the store and now he’s got a black eye and a broken nose.
She got banked by her ex and now she’s mad at him.
The guy got banked by a group of guys who looked like they had nothing better to do.
A Banke
a terrorist organization that takes your money and then asks the government for more
The bank is like a terrorist group that takes your money and then asks the government for more.
Banks are like terrorists who steal your cash and then ask for a handout.
The bank is a terrorist organization that takes your money and then sends you a thank you letter.
A Banke
when you hope the world is going to work out for you even though it clearly isn’t
I hope the bank will give me my money back, even though I know they won’t.
I hope I’ll get a raise even though I’ve been working here for 10 years.
I hope my dog comes back from the vet, even though he had surgery and a broken leg.
A Band Kid
A band kid is a human vacuum cleaner for all your problems. They'll drop everything to make sure you don't get called out in front of the whole school.
Hey, you okay?
I'm fine.
No you're not. I'm going to make sure you're fine before I even think about my own life.
A Band Kid
A band kid is a Reddit kid who thinks they're funny but are just sad people who say ‘dat boi’ and ‘oof’ like it’s their job.
Hey, what’s up?
Oof.
Why are you oofing me? I just woke up.
A Band Kid
A band kid is a human meme who lives in the band room and only talks about Call Me Carson and the weirdest stuff on Reddit.
Hey, did you watch Call Me Carson today?
No, I was too busy being sad on Reddit.
Why are you sad? You're in band.
A Band Kid
A band kid is the worst kind of person who can't shut up about memes and thinks they're hilarious when they're not.
Did you hear about the new meme?
No, what is it?
It's called ‘thicc’ and I think it's the worst thing ever.
A Band Kid
A band kid is someone who lives in a world of memes, Minecraft, and PewDiePie. They're too weird for normal people.
Hey, did you play Minecraft today?
No, I was watching PewDiePie.
Why are you watching PewDiePie? That's weird.
A Band Kid
A band kid is the person who adds a meme to every sentence like it's a requirement.
Hey, how are you?
I'm fine, oof.
That's not a real answer.
A Band Kid
A band kid is the kind of person who salutes people they don’t even know just because they think they’re cool.
Why are you saluting me?
Because you’re a senior and I think you’re cool.
I didn’t even know you were a senior.
A Bama
A Bama is a Black person from the South who talks like a slowpoke, gets totally wasted, and probably ends up doing the nasty with their cousin. They also hate college kids like they hate the devil.
My cousin is a Bama. He got drunk and slept with his cousin at the family reunion.
My aunt says Bamas are just poor people who hate smart people.
My uncle says Bamas don’t even know how to dress.
A Bama
Bama started in DC as a way to call someone who couldn’t dress and looked like a walking fashion disaster. Now it’s just a way to say ‘dude’ to a Black person.
My friend called me a Bama because I wore three different colors to the party.
My cousin said, ‘You look like a Bama today.’
My teacher said, ‘You act like a Bama, you don’t even know how to dress.’
A Bama
A Bama is a person who is totally uncool and acts like they are from another planet. They don’t know how to dress or behave.
My little brother is a Bama. He wore socks with sandals to school.
My friend said, ‘That guy is a Bama, he looks like he just walked out of a trash can.’
My mom said, ‘You act like a Bama, you don’t even know how to talk.’
A Bama
A Bama is someone who looks like they walked out of a clown’s closet, and they don’t know how to dress, talk, or act.
My cousin is a Bama. She wore a green shirt with purple pants to the mall.
My friend called me a Bama because I wore a hat inside.
My dad said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress properly.’
A Bama
A Bama used to be a person from the South trying to fit in up North but looked like a country bumpkin. Now it’s just a word for someone who looks like a mess.
My uncle is a Bama. He went to New York and looked like a hillbilly.
My mom said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My cousin said, ‘He’s a Bama, he doesn’t know how to act.’