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A Beasting
A beasting is someone who’s got skills and won’t stop until they crush you, no matter what.
"That kid in class is a beasting, he beat me at everything."
My brother said, 'You’re a beasting, you never give up.'
My teacher called me a beasting after I won every game.
A Beasting
A beasting is Milwaukee’s Best Beer, cheap, strong, and tastes like you drank it after a whole night of drunk, mouth-breathing, bean-farting madness.
"That beer hit me like a beasting."
My friend said, 'That’s the beasting I’ve been waiting for.'
I texted my mom: 'This beer is a beasting!'
A Beasting
A beasting is the president’s bullet-proof, bomb-proof limo that weighs as much as a cow.
"That limo’s a beasting, it’s like a tank."
My dad said, 'That thing’s a beasting, it’s like a cow on wheels.'
My friend texted me: 'The beasting is the president’s car!'
A Beasting
A beasting is the burger so good it could make a god jealous, it was made by Soul Cartel Canberra.
"That burger was a beasting, I ate it like it was my last meal."
My friend said, 'That burger was a beasting, it was amazing.'
I texted my brother: 'The beasting is the best burger ever.'
A Beasting
A beasting is someone who’s so good at something, they’re like a god at it.
"That guy is a beasting, he’s like a god at basketball."
My teacher said, 'You’re a beasting, you’re the best at math.'
My mom texted me: 'You’re a beasting, you’re the best at everything.'
A Beasting
A beasting is when you get absolutely wrecked, either by a movie star or in a video game.
"That movie star wrecked me, it was a beasting."
My friend said, 'I got beasted in that game, I lost so bad.'
I texted my brother: 'That game was a beasting, I got wrecked.'
A Beast
A person who is so good at what they do it’s like they were born with a medal around their neck and a cheat sheet in their brain. They never quit, even when they’re barely standing.
My cousin is a beast at chess. He beat my uncle in 3 moves and then fell asleep.
That kid in the class is a beast at math. He solved the problem before the teacher even finished writing it.
My dog is a beast at eating my homework. He ate it whole and then licked the table.
A Beast
Milwaukee’s Best Beer, so cheap and strong it’s like drinking a monster’s breath after it just finished a wrestling match with a fire hydrant.
I drank a Beast and then cried in the bathroom. My brother laughed and said, 'That’s what you get.'
My mom bought a Beast for $2 and got drunk on it. My dad got drunk on it too, but he took it from her.
I brought a Beast to school, and my teacher said it was a health hazard.
A Beast
The president’s car. It’s so tough it could survive a nuclear blast and still complain about the traffic.
The Beast drove through a wall and said, 'I’m not done yet.'
The Beast was bulletproof, but it still got stuck in a traffic jam.
The Beast ran over a robot and then parked in front of a pizza shop.
A Beast
The burger that tastes like heaven and hits you like a truck full of happiness. It’s the best burger on Earth, and it was made by a group of people who are definitely not angels.
I ate the Beast burger and felt like I was in a dream. Then I woke up and realized I was still full.
My friend tried the Beast burger and said it was better than his ex.
The Beast burger is so good it made my dog cry.
A Beast
A person who is so good at something, it’s like they have a magic wand and a sidekick named ‘Effort.’
My neighbor is a beast at gardening. He grew a tree in one day and then fell asleep on it.
My teacher said I was a beast at spelling. I said, 'Thanks, but I still don’t know how to spell 'beast.'
My mom is a beast at cooking. She made a pizza that looked like a masterpiece.
A Beast
When you or a movie star gets absolutely obliterated, it’s like they were hit by a train, a tornado, and a very angry raccoon all at once.
The movie star got destroyed by the beast. It looked like he had been hit by a train and then cried.
I got beat up by the beast in the video game. It felt like I was in a wrestling match with a bear.
The beast destroyed the star, and then the star cried in slow motion.
A Beast
When you are a beast. It means you are not just good, you are the definition of ‘annoying good.’
I was a beast today. I beat my brother at every game and then fell asleep on him.
My dog was a beast. He ate my homework and then barked at the teacher.
I was a beast at breakfast. I ate three pancakes and then cried because I was full.
A Bear Grylls
When a girl gives you a blow job while you’re hanging upside down by your ankles, and after you’re done, you drink your own piss like it’s a fine wine. It can also happen on a tree, rope, or pull-up bar.
I did a bear grylls while hanging from a gym bar and drank my own piss like it was liquid gold.
My girlfriend did a bear grylls on me while I was hanging from a tree branch.
I tried bear grylls on a pull-up bar and ended up puking my own piss.
A Bear Grylls
Starting a fire in your house just to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Doesn’t count if you use the fireplace or a girl’s face.
I lit a fire in my living room to make toast, even though I had a microwave.
My mom started a fire in the kitchen to cook eggs, even though there was an oven.
I had a bear grylls moment and burned my house down for no reason.
A Bear Grylls
A real-life superhero who’s also a British man, ex-SAS, and climbed Everest at a young age. He’s on TV showing how to survive in wild places. People use the word ‘Bear Grylls’ to describe something super cool or insane.
Bear Grylls is the real deal, he’s like a man beast.
He’s the reason I think I can survive anything.
Bear Grylls is the man who made me want to eat a sheep’s eyeball.
A Bear Grylls
Calling something a good protein source before cutting its head off and eating it like it’s a snack.
I called a deer a protein source before I ate its head.
Bear Grylls ate a sheep’s eyeball like it was a protein bar.
I called a chicken a protein source before I ate its whole body.
A Bear Grylls
The most extreme, tough guy ever. He eats weird stuff, survives in the wild, and has a show where he does crazy things like drinking his own piss.
Bear Grylls would eat a dog’s head if he had to.
He once drank his own piss in the middle of the desert.
He eats testicles of ants to survive, and it’s not even weird.
A Bear Grylls
A Bear Grylls is a monster. If you see one doing aerobics naked by a fire in Siberia, you’re in trouble. You have to do weird stuff like scratch your armpits and shake babies to survive.
I saw a Bear Grylls doing aerobics in Siberia and I had to shake babies to live.
A Bear Grylls once ate my dog and didn’t even blink.
He got shot in the eye and still kept going.
A Bear Grylls
Bear Grylls eats weird stuff, survives crazy environments, and even turned into an exterminator by eating pests. He once ate a sheep’s eyeball and survived a zoo attack.
He ate a sheep’s eyeball and didn’t even flinch.
He turned into an exterminator by just eating bugs.
He went to a zoo and no one survived, not even the animals.
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