A Bear Grylls
A Bear Grylls is a monster. If you see one doing aerobics naked by a fire in Siberia, you’re in trouble. You have to do weird stuff like scratch your armpits and shake babies to survive.
I saw a Bear Grylls doing aerobics in Siberia and I had to shake babies to live.
A Bear Grylls once ate my dog and didn’t even blink.
He got shot in the eye and still kept going.