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A Beau is someone who’s so kind he’ll probably die from being too nice.

My Beau cried when I failed math and I didn’t even fail.

He brought me soup when I was sad and I was fine.

He gave me a nickname that was slightly offensive and I still love him.

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A Beau is a guy who’s so beautiful he might just be the most attractive person you’ve ever met.

He came in and I instantly fell for him like he was a god.

He had eyes so pretty I got distracted in class.

He had hair so good I considered changing my style.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Beau is French for beautiful, but also means someone who’s got a lot of love to give and probably won’t take it back.

He told me I was beautiful and I believed him.

He gave me a nickname I didn’t like but still kept it.

He said I was his favorite and I took it as a compliment.

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A Beau is someone who shines so bright he might blind you with his beauty.

He walked in and I was instantly stunned.

He was so charming I forgot my lunch.

He was so good-looking I got distracted in math.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Beau is a guy who’s so good-looking he might just be the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen, but he might also be a total nightmare.

He was so pretty I forgot my name.

He was so good-looking I lost my phone.

He was so attractive I got distracted in class.

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A Beau is your best friend, your lover, your hero, and probably the person who will make your life amazing.

He hugged me and I felt better.

He was there for me when I needed him most.

He was my best friend and I never let him go.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Beat is a public toilet where gay men go to worship big dicks like it's a religion, and George Michael was the first prophet.

'I went to the beat and prayed to Priapus for a good time.'

My uncle got caught doing a beat at the mall and got kicked out.

The beat was so dirty, it had a life of its own.

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A Beat is when a Guido stomps the floor like a madman to the music because he's got so much Guido energy it's about to explode.

'That Guido was beating the floor so hard, the tiles were crying.'

I heard the beat from the hallway and knew it was a Guido having a meltdown.

He beat the floor so loud, the cops came.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

To Beat is when you go full ejaculation mode, like you're trying to spray the whole room with your cum.

'He beat the bed like it was his last day on Earth.'

She beat the couch so hard, the cushions had a nervous breakdown.

He beat the wall because he was too excited for the concert.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

To Beat is when you have wild sex and then run away like you're being chased by the devil.

'He beat it so fast, I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.'

She beat it out of the club before the bouncer could ask for her name.

They beat it like they were escaping a fire.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Beat is when you tell someone to go away, like you're giving them the worst possible middle finger.

'Beat it, you're blocking the elevator.'

He beat it so hard, I think he was trying to kill me.

She beat it like she was being chased by a giant chicken.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

To Beat is when you jack off so hard, you're practically screaming for more.

'He beat it in the bathroom like it was a competition.'

She beat it so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

He beat it like it was the final level of a video game.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Beat is when you challenge someone to do something so extreme, it's like you're fighting for the title of the toughest person alive.

'He beat me to the last Hot Wheels race, and I was winning.'

They beat each other with Hot Wheels like it was a war.

She beat the challenge so fast, the Hot Wheels were tired.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song so short it makes you want to punch the clock and quit your job, like most of The Beatles' songs.

"I finished this song in the time it takes to eat a bagel.", @musicaddict999

"This song is shorter than my patience on a Monday.", @beatlebrat

"I listened to it once and already know the whole thing.", @songguru2000

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song that ends before you can even get annoyed, just like most of The Beatles' songs.

"It was over before I could yell at it.", @angrylistener42

"This song is like a quick punch to the face.", @beatlesfan22

"I didn’t even have time to hate it.", @songjudge101

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song so brief it’s like The Beatles took a bathroom break and wrote it in the middle of a fart.

"This song is shorter than my bathroom breaks.", @toilettime99

"They wrote this while holding their breath.", @beatlesnonsense

"I can’t even get mad at it because it’s too short.", @songmadness12

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song that’s so quick it’s like The Beatles were in a hurry and forgot to put pants on.

"This song is like a rushed breakfast.", @morningmadness101

"They wrote this while running late for a date.", @beatlebreakfast

"It’s so fast it made my coffee spill.", @songspill100

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song that ends so fast it’s like The Beatles were too busy to finish it.

"It was over before I could even finish my sentence.", @beatlesmadness99

"They wrote this while arguing about the lyrics.", @songargument100

"I didn’t even get a chance to hate it.", @songhater2000

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A song so short it’s like The Beatles just yelled the lyrics and left.

"This song is like a scream in a coffee shop.", @beatlesnoise

"They wrote it and ran out.", @songescapee

"It was over before I could even react.", @songreaction101

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When a guy and his mom take off their clothes and shove Heinz baked beans up her butt and blow them into his girlfriend’s face on Monday night, it’s a beasting.

"Man, I woke up with beans in my mouth and my mom laughing like a maniac."

My dad said, 'That’s the worst beasting I’ve ever seen.'

My sister texted me: 'You guys are the worst.'

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