Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A song so short it makes you want to punch the clock and quit your job, like most of The Beatles' songs.

"I finished this song in the time it takes to eat a bagel.", @musicaddict999

"This song is shorter than my patience on a Monday.", @beatlebrat

"I listened to it once and already know the whole thing.", @songguru2000

2

A song that ends before you can even get annoyed, just like most of The Beatles' songs.

"It was over before I could yell at it.", @angrylistener42

"This song is like a quick punch to the face.", @beatlesfan22

"I didn’t even have time to hate it.", @songjudge101

3

A song so brief it’s like The Beatles took a bathroom break and wrote it in the middle of a fart.

"This song is shorter than my bathroom breaks.", @toilettime99

"They wrote this while holding their breath.", @beatlesnonsense

"I can’t even get mad at it because it’s too short.", @songmadness12

4

A song that’s so quick it’s like The Beatles were in a hurry and forgot to put pants on.

"This song is like a rushed breakfast.", @morningmadness101

"They wrote this while running late for a date.", @beatlebreakfast

"It’s so fast it made my coffee spill.", @songspill100

5

A song that ends so fast it’s like The Beatles were too busy to finish it.

"It was over before I could even finish my sentence.", @beatlesmadness99

"They wrote this while arguing about the lyrics.", @songargument100

"I didn’t even get a chance to hate it.", @songhater2000

6

A song so short it’s like The Beatles just yelled the lyrics and left.

"This song is like a scream in a coffee shop.", @beatlesnoise

"They wrote it and ran out.", @songescapee

"It was over before I could even react.", @songreaction101