Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Beat is a public toilet where gay men go to worship big dicks like it's a religion, and George Michael was the first prophet.

'I went to the beat and prayed to Priapus for a good time.'

My uncle got caught doing a beat at the mall and got kicked out.

The beat was so dirty, it had a life of its own.

2

A Beat is when a Guido stomps the floor like a madman to the music because he's got so much Guido energy it's about to explode.

'That Guido was beating the floor so hard, the tiles were crying.'

I heard the beat from the hallway and knew it was a Guido having a meltdown.

He beat the floor so loud, the cops came.

3

To Beat is when you go full ejaculation mode, like you're trying to spray the whole room with your cum.

'He beat the bed like it was his last day on Earth.'

She beat the couch so hard, the cushions had a nervous breakdown.

He beat the wall because he was too excited for the concert.

4

To Beat is when you have wild sex and then run away like you're being chased by the devil.

'He beat it so fast, I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.'

She beat it out of the club before the bouncer could ask for her name.

They beat it like they were escaping a fire.

5

A Beat is when you tell someone to go away, like you're giving them the worst possible middle finger.

'Beat it, you're blocking the elevator.'

He beat it so hard, I think he was trying to kill me.

She beat it like she was being chased by a giant chicken.

6

To Beat is when you jack off so hard, you're practically screaming for more.

'He beat it in the bathroom like it was a competition.'

She beat it so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

He beat it like it was the final level of a video game.

7

A Beat is when you challenge someone to do something so extreme, it's like you're fighting for the title of the toughest person alive.

'He beat me to the last Hot Wheels race, and I was winning.'

They beat each other with Hot Wheels like it was a war.

She beat the challenge so fast, the Hot Wheels were tired.