A Band Kid

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A band kid is a human vacuum cleaner for all your problems. They'll drop everything to make sure you don't get called out in front of the whole school.
Hey, you okay?
I'm fine.
No you're not. I'm going to make sure you're fine before I even think about my own life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is a Reddit kid who thinks they're funny but are just sad people who say ‘dat boi’ and ‘oof’ like it’s their job.
Hey, what’s up?
Oof.
Why are you oofing me? I just woke up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is a human meme who lives in the band room and only talks about Call Me Carson and the weirdest stuff on Reddit.
Hey, did you watch Call Me Carson today?
No, I was too busy being sad on Reddit.
Why are you sad? You're in band.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is the worst kind of person who can't shut up about memes and thinks they're hilarious when they're not.
Did you hear about the new meme?
No, what is it?
It's called ‘thicc’ and I think it's the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is someone who lives in a world of memes, Minecraft, and PewDiePie. They're too weird for normal people.
Hey, did you play Minecraft today?
No, I was watching PewDiePie.
Why are you watching PewDiePie? That's weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is the person who adds a meme to every sentence like it's a requirement.
Hey, how are you?
I'm fine, oof.
That's not a real answer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A band kid is the kind of person who salutes people they don’t even know just because they think they’re cool.
Why are you saluting me?
Because you’re a senior and I think you’re cool.
I didn’t even know you were a senior.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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