A Banke

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1
to pounce on someone like a pack of rabid wolves; to swarm them like a hive of angry bees
My cousin got banned from the mall because he banked three guys at once.
The guy at the bus stop got banked by a group of kids who looked like they just escaped a prison riot.
When I showed up late to the party, the whole crew banked me like I was a trespasser.
2
when a single person gets trampled by a herd of angry cows with no idea what they're doing
That poor guy got banked by six guys at the gas station and now he's crying in the parking lot.
She got banked by a gang of teenagers who just wanted to see if she'd break.
He got banked by his own friends because he forgot to pay back the loan.
3
a money-stealing vampire that takes your cash and then complains when you don’t have any left
The bank took my money and then sent me a letter asking for a raise.
I tried to pay my rent, but the bank took it and now I'm sleeping in my car.
The bank stole my savings and then asked the government to give it money.
4
a money-hoarding monster that charges you for breathing and still finds a way to make money
The bank took my money and then charged me for the privilege of getting it back.
I opened a bank account and now I have 17 different fees I didn’t sign up for.
The bank made me pay for a service I didn’t use and still took my money.
5
to hit someone like a freight train, to steal from them, to throw a punch like you’ve been waiting your whole life for this
He got banked at the store and now he’s got a black eye and a broken nose.
She got banked by her ex and now she’s mad at him.
The guy got banked by a group of guys who looked like they had nothing better to do.
6
a terrorist organization that takes your money and then asks the government for more
The bank is like a terrorist group that takes your money and then asks the government for more.
Banks are like terrorists who steal your cash and then ask for a handout.
The bank is a terrorist organization that takes your money and then sends you a thank you letter.
7
when you hope the world is going to work out for you even though it clearly isn’t
I hope the bank will give me my money back, even though I know they won’t.
I hope I’ll get a raise even though I’ve been working here for 10 years.
I hope my dog comes back from the vet, even though he had surgery and a broken leg.
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