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A Butterscotch Rubdown
Licking cheap butterscotch and smearing it on your pecker then yanking it like a dog on a leash until it all falls off.
My cousin did a butterscotch rubdown in the bathroom at the mall and got caught by the janitor.
I tried a butterscotch rubdown and my pecker looked like a raccoon got into a candy store.
My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he can’t stop laughing and he smells like a candy bar.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterscotch Rubdown
Putting butterscotch on your junk and pulling it like it’s a prize in a claw machine until the candy comes off in pieces.
At the sleepover, Sarah did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone laughed so hard they cried.
My mom did a butterscotch rubdown and now she smells like a bag of candy and regret.
I did a butterscotch rubdown in the car and the candy stuck to the seats and my face.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterscotch Rubdown
Licking butterscotch and rubbing it on your willy then yanking it like a kid pulling a piñata until it all comes off in a messy pile.
I did a butterscotch rubdown in the school bathroom and got in trouble with the principal.
My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he’s got butterscotch stuck in his hair and his pants.
At the party, I did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone was grossed out but also laughing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
A Butters is when you pour pure Scotch into a glass and drop in exactly three ice cubes, let them melt just enough to make the drink taste like a cursed winter and a wet sock.
I made a Butters so strong it could freeze hell over.
That drink looked like it was made by a drunk wizard.
I drank a Butters and now my tongue tastes like a raccoon's sock.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
A buttering is when a group of people gather to fawn over someone like they're royalty, and if you dare say one bad thing about them, you're getting a compliment sandwich and a lecture.
They buttered me so much I felt like I was in a group hug with my entire family.
I got buttered so hard I started believing I was a rockstar.
She buttered me so much I actually believed my own lies.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
When everything goes perfectly, like your plans are so good they're basically god's work.
That test was so easy it felt like I had a butters in my brain.
That day was a butters, like I was born to do it.
That plan was a butters, no mistakes, no drama.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
Butter It is a verb used by hicks to replace any action, like they're trying to sound fancy but still smell like a barn.
He Butter Ited his way through the test like he had a butters in his brain.
She Butter Ited her way through the whole day like she was royalty.
That guy Butter Ited his way through life like he had no plans.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
When someone is ugly, like they have a face that looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then cried on a trash can.
That guy is a butterface, looks like he was born in a dumpster.
She's got a butterface, like she's been living in a cave.
That kid is a butterface, looks like a raccoon with a bad day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
A Butters is a sweet little boy from South Park who is so dumb and cute you want to hug him and then punch him in the face.
That Butters is so cute he makes my heart go boom.
I saw that Butters and wanted to hug him and then eat him.
That Butters is so dumb he thinks snow is a snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butters
You say a Butters when someone promises to do something, and if they don't, you hit them like they owe you money.
I said Butters to him and now he owes me a punch.
She said Butters and then ran away like a coward.
He said Butters and I hit him so hard he went to the moon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A woman who looks like a hot mess from the neck down, but her face looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in a dumpster. You’re basically hot, but your face is a disaster.
"She’s got a body like a model, but her face looks like it was painted by a drunk toddler."
"He’s got the body of a god, but the face of a raccoon who got into a fight with a sock."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I'd never look at her face again.'"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
She’s perfect in every way, except for the face. It’s like she got a 10/10 in everything but her face got a 1/10.
"She’s got everything except a face. Like a five-star restaurant, but the waiter is a guy who just got out of jail."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you wonder if her face was stolen by a clown."
"She’s got the body of a goddess, but her face is like a cursed portrait."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A woman who has the body of a supermodel, but the face of a guy who ate a whole pizza and then got hit by a truck.
"She looks like she’s ready for a beach, but her face looks like it’s been in a war."
"Her body is hot, but her face is the reason men start crying in the middle of the day."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A chick with a body that could make a guy forget his own name, but her face could make him remember all the bad things he’s ever done.
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I’d never let her face near me.'"
"She’s got a body like a dream, but her face is like a nightmare."
"She’s like the best part of a burger, but the face is like the soggy bottom of a greasy fries."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A girl who’s got the body of a goddess, but the face of a guy who got in a fight with a raccoon and lost.
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I’d never have to look at her face again.'"
"Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got stuck in a blender."
"She’s like a five-star restaurant, but the waiter is a guy who just got out of jail."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A girl who looks like she’s ready for a beach, but her face looks like it was stolen by a guy who got hit by a truck and then ran into a fire.
"She’s got the body of a goddess, but her face is like a guy who got into a fight with a raccoon and lost."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like the most beautiful thing in the room, but her face is like the most annoying thing in the room."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butterface
A girl who’s got everything but her face. Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got hit by a truck, then fell into a pool of sludge.
"She’s like a five-star hotel, but the front desk is a guy who got hit by a truck."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like a perfectly cooked steak, but the face is like the plate that was dropped on the floor."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is when Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian all sit on you at the same time and you feel like you're gonna die.
I ate a Butt Ton of pizza and now I'm gonna explode.
He texted me a Butt Ton of selfies and I blocked him.
The Butt Ton of glitter was everywhere, and I still can't get it out of my hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like when you're so full of crap you think you're gonna throw up and it's just the beginning.
I drank a Butt Ton of soda and now I'm dancing in the bathroom.
She got a Butt Ton of followers in one day and I was jealous.
He gave me a Butt Ton of homework and I cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like the amount of stuff you need to carry when you're running from a bear and you're also trying to eat a whole cake.
I did a Butt Ton of push-ups and my arms were sore for a week.
She had a Butt Ton of problems and I wanted to help her.
He had a Butt Ton of money and still bought me a pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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