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A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex melt with your looks, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a firework show; to have wild sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having fun; to use your tongue like a monster on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the whole store started a group chat about him.
She dropped her bag of chips and stared at him.
He licked his own nose and the security guard called his mom.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex lose their minds with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a concert; to have random sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just being you; to use your tongue like a dragon on your privates and around them.
He came in and the store turned into a love festival.
She dropped her phone and started a TikTok about him.
He licked his own thumb and the clerk fainted.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex go wild with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a parade; to have sex with strangers in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having a good time; to use your tongue like a snake on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the store turned into a party.
She dropped her bag of snacks and ran out screaming.
He licked his own knee and the manager got a promotion.
A Callum
When you peed on a couple while sleep walking and then woke up like nothing happened and laughed at them for being gross.
I peed on my ex and her new boyfriend. I didn’t even know they were there.
I woke up and laughed at my friend’s face. He had no idea what just happened.
I peed on a couple at the park. They ran away screaming. I thought it was funny.
A Callum
The best guy ever. He’s shy at first but then he goes insane and makes you laugh all day. He’s also super sweet and will do anything to see you.
He texted me 10 times a day just to say hi. I was like why? Then I realized I loved him.
He was the shy kid in class but then he became the loudest in the room. I loved that.
He came to my house just to hang out. I thought he was crazy but I liked it.
A Callum
That’s me. I’m the guy who says it’s me and then acts like it’s normal.
I said it’s me and then went back to my game. No one believed me.
I told my friend it was me and then he laughed at me.
I said it’s me and then walked away. No one even cared.
A Callum
The guy who everyone loves. He’s popular, sexy, and will do anything to make you happy. He’s also super protective and never lets anyone mess with you.
He showed up at my school to ask me out. I was shocked and flattered.
He protected me from my ex. He said he would fight him if he needed to.
He came to my house just to check on me. I thought he was cute.
A Callum
A guy who wakes up every day and says, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ He’s so crazy but everyone loves him.
He said, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ Then he went to class and nobody believed him.
He said he was the worst person ever and then laughed at me.
He woke up, said he was the worst, and then went to the store to buy candy.
A Callum
The guy who’s perfect in every way. He’s funny, handsome, and he’ll make you happy every day.
He made me laugh for hours. I thought he was perfect.
He came to my house and I thought he was the best guy ever.
He’s the guy everyone wants to be with. I knew that the second I met him.
A Callum
The guy who will always help you. He’s sweet, funny, and he will never stop making you happy.
He helped me with my homework and I fell in love with him.
He stayed up late just to talk to me. I thought he was amazing.
He was there for me when I was sad. I knew he was the one.
A Callahan
When you treat your soldiers or employees like crap just because you're a bitter, whiny little pissant who thinks they're beneath you.
Boss: 'You’re all failures!' Employee: 'I’ve had it with this shithole.'
Manager: 'I’m the boss, so I can talk down to you like you're a toddler.'
Boss: 'I’m getting revenge on you because I had a bad day.'
A Callahan
In Ultimate Frisbee, you catch a disc in your endzone and get a point. It’s the best part of the game.
Player: 'I caught it! I got a point!' Team: 'Yes! We’re winning!'
Player: 'I did it! I'm the best!'
Player: 'I caught it! I’m the king of Frisbee!'
A Callahan
A guy who’s part of the dream team. He runs the server, but he’s too shy to show his face or talk. He’s hilarious just by typing weird messages in chat. His skin is Captain America in a reindeer onesie.
Chat: 'I’m the best server operator, and I don’t even show my face.'
Chat: 'I’m funny just by typing.'
Chat: 'Captain America in a reindeer onesie? That’s my skin.'
A Callahan
A friend of Georgenotfound and dreamwastaken. They’re all in the same weird group.
DM: 'I’m friends with Georgenotfound.'
Chat: 'I’m friends with dreamwastaken.'
Comment: 'We’re all in the same weird group.'
A Callahan
Using your left hand to mess with a clueless girl’s snatch while she’s trying to be funny. It's the most annoying thing ever.
Guy: 'I’m messing with your snatch!' Girl: 'What the hell?'
Guy: 'I’m using my left hand to flitter your snatch!'
Girl: 'I was trying to be funny. Why are you touching me?'
A Callahan
The shirt a pretty girl is wearing in an ad. It’s the same brand as the one on your screen. It doesn’t always work.
Ad: 'She’s wearing our shirt!' Viewer: 'That’s the same brand as mine.'
Ad: 'That shirt looks good on her.' Viewer: 'I have that shirt too.'
Ad: 'That girl looks good.' Viewer: 'She’s wearing our shirt.'
A Callahan
The most beloved person in the entire world. Everyone loves them, even if they're a total idiot.
Fan: 'He’s the best!'
Friend: 'He’s the most beloved person in the world.'
Comment: 'Even though he’s an idiot, he’s beloved.'
A Call For An Uprising
A Youtuber so annoying they make riots look like a nap time.
The moment he started his rant about cereal, I almost threw my phone out the window.
His face is the reason why I don't eat cereal anymore.
I tried to ignore him, but his voice came through my headphones like a curse.
A Call For An Uprising
A Youtuber so important, they’re basically the glue holding the internet together, and it’s weak.
Without him, the internet would fall apart like a bad pizza.
He’s the reason my friends and I still talk about stuff.
He’s like the internet’s best friend, and we all know best friends are sacred.
A Call For An Uprising
A Youtuber so good, they could end world wars if they wanted to, but they just want snacks.
He could’ve saved the world, but he chose snacks over peace.
He’s the only person who could’ve stopped the war with a single cereal ad.
He’d rather fight for snacks than fight for the world.
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