A Butterscotch Rubdown
Licking butterscotch and rubbing it on your willy then yanking it like a kid pulling a piñata until it all comes off in a messy pile.
I did a butterscotch rubdown in the school bathroom and got in trouble with the principal.
My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he’s got butterscotch stuck in his hair and his pants.
At the party, I did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone was grossed out but also laughing.
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