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A Frickin American
A stupid pun. A black person. Especially one who's had enough of people being ignorant and lazy.
I'm not just a Frickin American. I'm tired of you being lazy and ignorant.
This isn't funny. I'm a Frickin American, and I'm not in the mood for your dumb jokes.
You said 'Frickin American' and I'm not even mad. I'm just tired of your nonsense.
A Frickin American
A stupid word. A black person. Especially one who's sick and tired of being laughed at for no reason.
I'm a Frickin American, and I'm not going to let you laugh at me anymore.
You said that like it's a joke. I'm a Frickin American, and I'm not in the mood for your laughs.
I'm sick of being called a pun. I'm a Frickin American, and I'm going to take it seriously.
A FreshNut
A FreshNut is anything that’s either pogchamp or so stupid it makes your brain hurt. It’s named after the idiot who makes videos of these moments every day.
This kid got pogchamp and I cried
My dog ate my homework and that’s a FreshNut
I saw a pigeon do a backflip and that’s a FreshNut
A FreshNut
A FreshNut is the most annoying guy in the world. He’s black, has a dog named Rex, and spends his days on pornhub, tea, and drama.
FreshNut: ‘Ur adopted’, me: ‘I was born with a spoon’
He texted me and said ‘Life is a bxtch’, I said ‘You’re the bxtch’
He’s on Instagram, BBC, and he’s a model, and he’s still annoying
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like a baby’s butt and you wonder if it’s still a woman or just a confused man.
I just shaved my pussy and it looks like I got a facial from a toddler.
My snatch is so clean it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.
I shaved my vagina so hard it’s like I just robbed a hair salon.
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you rip off all the hair down there and it feels like you just got a surprise enema from a hot guy.
I shaved my pussy so fast it felt like my snatch was on fire.
My vagina is so clean it’s like I used a razor and a curse word.
I shaved my snatch so hard it looked like a turtle’s butt.
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you cut all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a bald eagle on your snatch.
I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like I had a bald eagle tattoo.
I trimmed my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.
My pussy is so bald it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like you got a facial from a baby and you question if you're still a woman.
I shaved my pussy so clean it looked like I got a facial from a baby.
My snatch is so bald it's like I used a razor and a curse word.
I trimmed my vagina so hard it felt like I got a surprise enema.
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you cut all the hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a turtle on your snatch.
I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like a turtle’s butt.
My snatch is so bald it feels like I used a razor and a hot guy’s enema.
I trimmed my pussy so hard it felt like I got a surprise from a baby.
A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you rip off all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a facial from a hot guy and you question your life choices.
I shaved my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.
My vagina is so clean it looks like I got a surprise from a baby.
I trimmed my pussy so fast it felt like I got an enema from a hot guy.
A French exit
When a guy poops in a girl's mouth and she licks it all the way back in and then he shits in her butt and you end up eating her pussy with your face full of your own poop
My guy friend did this at the prom and I still haven't forgiven him.
She kissed the poop like it was a love potion and then he pooped in her butt like it was a surprise party.
I saw it happen in the mall food court and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
A French exit
Bailing before the fun starts and making the other person look bad for not noticing
He left the party before the cake was even cut and no one noticed until the cops showed up.
She ran out before the karaoke started and everyone just stared at her like she was a ghost.
He left mid-sentence and the DJ had to play a whole song about him.
A French exit
Running out mid-romp without paying and leaving the other person with the bill and the mess
He left before the bill came and I had to pay for his poop and his pride.
She left before the dessert and I was stuck with the bill and the guy who pooped on me.
He bolted before the check came and I got stuck with the mess and the tip.
A French exit
Shitting in a girl's mouth and then she licks it back in and everyone else just watches in horror
He did it at the movie theater and I got stuck with the popcorn and the poop.
She licked the poop like it was a new flavor of ice cream and I had to clean up after her.
He did it in the elevator and now the whole building smells like regret.
A French exit
When you eat poop instead of cum and everyone's confused and grossed out
He ate the poop like it was a dessert and I had to clean up after him.
She threw up after the poop eating and now everyone knows what happened.
They turned the poop eating into a competition and I lost.
A French exit
Leaving before the cleanup and getting caught with the mess still going
He left mid-poop and got caught with the mess still coming out.
She ran out before the cleanup and got caught with a big mess on her face.
He left before the cleanup and the whole party smelled like regret.
A French exit
Drinking all the wine and then leaving with the host's wife and everyone else is left with the mess
He drank all the wine and then took the host's wife and left me with the mess.
She drank the wine and then ran off with the host's wife and I had to clean up.
He drank the wine and left with the host's wife and the whole party got drunk on regret.
A French Nub
A French nub is a smug, cheese-loving, baguette-eating guy named Jules who thinks he’s fancy and will yell at you if you mess up his food.
Jules threw his baguette at me when I tried to eat it with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'disgusting' and said it was 'not French enough.'
He refused to talk to me for a week because I used a sandwich instead of a baguette.
A French Nub
A French nub is a guy who thinks he’s the king of France and will only eat cheese and baguettes, no matter how much you beg him.
He turned down my pizza because it didn’t have cheese on it.
He yelled at the waiter for bringing me a sandwich instead of a baguette.
He called me a 'nub' because I didn’t know the difference between Camembert and cheddar.
A French Nub
A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you so in the nastiest way possible.
He told me I was a 'slob' for eating my baguette with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'a disgrace' and said it wasn’t even French.
He screamed at me for eating a baguette with a sandwich.
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