A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you cut all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a bald eagle on your snatch.
I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like I had a bald eagle tattoo.
I trimmed my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.
My pussy is so bald it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.