A Fresh Baldy

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A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like a baby’s butt and you wonder if it’s still a woman or just a confused man.

I just shaved my pussy and it looks like I got a facial from a toddler.

My snatch is so clean it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.

I shaved my vagina so hard it’s like I just robbed a hair salon.

A fresh baldy is when you rip off all the hair down there and it feels like you just got a surprise enema from a hot guy.

I shaved my pussy so fast it felt like my snatch was on fire.

My vagina is so clean it’s like I used a razor and a curse word.

I shaved my snatch so hard it looked like a turtle’s butt.

A fresh baldy is when you cut all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a bald eagle on your snatch.

I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like I had a bald eagle tattoo.

I trimmed my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.

My pussy is so bald it’s like I used a razor and a swear word.

A fresh baldy is when you shave your snatch so clean it looks like you got a facial from a baby and you question if you're still a woman.

I shaved my pussy so clean it looked like I got a facial from a baby.

My snatch is so bald it's like I used a razor and a curse word.

I trimmed my vagina so hard it felt like I got a surprise enema.

A fresh baldy is when you cut all the hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a turtle on your snatch.

I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like a turtle’s butt.

My snatch is so bald it feels like I used a razor and a hot guy’s enema.

I trimmed my pussy so hard it felt like I got a surprise from a baby.

A fresh baldy is when you rip off all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a facial from a hot guy and you question your life choices.

I shaved my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.

My vagina is so clean it looks like I got a surprise from a baby.

I trimmed my pussy so fast it felt like I got an enema from a hot guy.