A Fresh Baldy - A fresh baldy is when you cut all the hair down there and it

A fresh baldy is when you cut all the hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a turtle on your snatch.

I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like a turtle’s butt.

My snatch is so bald it feels like I used a razor and a hot guy’s enema.

I trimmed my pussy so hard it felt like I got a surprise from a baby.