A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you rip off all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a facial from a hot guy and you question your life choices.
I shaved my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.
My vagina is so clean it looks like I got a surprise from a baby.
I trimmed my pussy so fast it felt like I got an enema from a hot guy.