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Hey, remember that guy from the vending machine? He's my best friend forever.

My 'best friend' from middle school texted me once. That's it.

I called my 'best friend' to tell him I got a D. He said, 'Cool.'

I'm friends with this guy. He doesn't even know my name.

I added 100 people on Instagram just to look popular.

My 'friend' asked me to his birthday party. I showed up and left immediately.

He texts me every time he needs money. That's it.

My 'friend' only calls me when he's stuck in jail.

She said she'd be my friend forever. Now she's my ex.

I said we're best friends. He said he'd be my best friend forever. Now we're just strangers.

She's my friend. I don't even know her favorite color.

I said we're best friends. Now I have to text her 10 times a day.

I call him my best friend. He calls me a 'crappy friend.'

I'm his best friend. He doesn't even know who I am.

I texted him 10 times. He said, 'Cool.'

He's my best friend. He's also my worst enemy.

I said we're best friends. Now he texts me every day.

My 'best friend' is my neighbor. He's 10 years older than me.

You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Her: 'Sure, you're my friend.' You: 'Great, I'll just stay here forever then.'

She texts you: 'We're friends, right?' You: 'Yeah, I guess.' She: 'Great, I can call you whenever I need a free ride.'

You ask her out. She says, 'We're just friends.' You: 'Okay, but I'm still gonna be your friend.'

You: 'We're just friends.' Her: 'Yeah, but we could be more.' You: 'No, we're just friends.'

You try to make a move. She says, 'We're still friends.' You: 'Okay, I'm just gonna stay a friend forever then.'

She texts you: 'We're friends, so I can just call you whenever I feel like it.' You: 'That's not a friend, that's a leech.'

You: 'Hey, wanna help me hide a body?' Them: 'Sure, I'm your friend.' You: 'Great, we're gonna be best friends forever.'

You throw a body in the lake. Your friend just says, 'That's what friends do.'

You: 'You're my friend, so you have to help me hide the body.' Them: 'Okay, I guess.' You: 'You're my friend.'

He says, 'I'm not Italian, but I'm still a goodfella.' You: 'You're not even Italian.' Him: 'So what? I'm still a wise guy.'

He claims to be a 'wise guy.' You: 'You're not even Italian.' Him: 'So what? I'm still a friend.'

He says, 'I'm a goodfella, but not a real Italian.' You: 'So you're just a fake Italian.' Him: 'Exactly.'

You: 'We're just friends.' She: 'Okay, but I'm still your snack.' You: 'Great, I'll just keep you on the side.'

You try to ask her out. She says, 'We're still friends.' You: 'Okay, I'm just gonna keep you as my snack.'

She says, 'We're friends, so I can just call you whenever I want.' You: 'Okay, I'm just gonna be your snack forever.'

You: 'We're just friends.' She: 'Okay, but I still get to act like your girlfriend.' You: 'Great, I'll just keep you on the side.'

He says, 'We're just friends.' You: 'Okay, but I still get to act like your girlfriend.' Him: 'Great, I'll just keep you on the side.'

You: 'We're just friends.' She: 'Okay, but I still get to act like your girlfriend.' You: 'Great, I'll just keep you on the side.'

You: 'Hey, what's up?' Them: 'I'm not your friend, but I'm friends with your friend.' You: 'Okay, I guess that makes you my friend.'

They say, 'I'm not your friend, but I'm friends with your friend.' You: 'Okay, I guess that makes you my friend.'

You: 'We're just friends.' Them: 'I'm not your friend, but I'm friends with your friend.' You: 'Okay, I guess that makes you my friend.'

You’re still wearing that stupid Slytherin scarf? I thought you’d burn your face off.

You cried when he said he was going to Hogwarts. I saw it. I was there.

You still think he’s going to ask you to the Yule Ball. It’s 2025.

You still think he’s going to save you from the Whomping Willow. He’s not even good at that.

You sent him a 10-page letter. He didn’t even reply.

You still pretend you’re in the same house. You’re not even in the same universe.

You still use that stupid wand. It’s broken. You don’t even know how to use it.

You went to the Quidditch World Cup just to see him. You got kicked out.

You still think he’s going to be the next Dark Lord. He can’t even cast a spell right.

He posted a 20-minute video about his cat falling off a couch. It was 17 minutes of silence.

His channel has 47 subscribers and he still thinks he’s famous.

He DMs me every day asking if I’ve seen his new video. I haven’t. I never will.

His videos are like watching paint dry but with more screaming.

He tried to make a cooking video and burned his hair off.

He works at a gas station and still thinks he’s a content creator.

He made a 5-hour video about his goldfish named Kevin. No one cares.

He tried to make a vlog and just sat there for 2 hours.

He has a goldfish named Kevin and thinks that makes him cool.

Yo, I'm a Frickin American. You just called me a stereotype and I'm gonna call you a fool.

I'm tired of people thinking I'm just a stereotype. I'm a Frickin American, and I'm not going to take it no more.

This ain't no joke. I'm a Frickin American, and I'm ready to fight.