A Friend In My Maretime

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Somebody you barely know but still say is your best friend because you're too lazy to find a real one.

Hey, remember that guy from the vending machine? He's my best friend forever.

My 'best friend' from middle school texted me once. That's it.

I called my 'best friend' to tell him I got a D. He said, 'Cool.'

A person who you pretend is your friend so you don't look like a total loser.

I'm friends with this guy. He doesn't even know my name.

I added 100 people on Instagram just to look popular.

My 'friend' asked me to his birthday party. I showed up and left immediately.

A fake friend who only talks to you when they need something.

He texts me every time he needs money. That's it.

My 'friend' only calls me when he's stuck in jail.

She said she'd be my friend forever. Now she's my ex.

A person who you call your friend but you don't even like them that much.

I said we're best friends. He said he'd be my best friend forever. Now we're just strangers.

She's my friend. I don't even know her favorite color.

I said we're best friends. Now I have to text her 10 times a day.

A person who you call your friend but they never return the favor.

I call him my best friend. He calls me a 'crappy friend.'

I'm his best friend. He doesn't even know who I am.

I texted him 10 times. He said, 'Cool.'

A friend you only have because you're too dumb to find a real one.

He's my best friend. He's also my worst enemy.

I said we're best friends. Now he texts me every day.

My 'best friend' is my neighbor. He's 10 years older than me.