You: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Her: 'Sure, you're my friend.' You: 'Great, I'll just stay here forever then.'

She texts you: 'We're friends, right?' You: 'Yeah, I guess.' She: 'Great, I can call you whenever I need a free ride.'

You ask her out. She says, 'We're just friends.' You: 'Okay, but I'm still gonna be your friend.'