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A Carlton
A fake holy man who talks out of his ass and thinks he's better than everyone. He's a weaboo with a god complex and a side chick. He lies so much he should have a religion called 'Thundercunts'.
@CarltonFan101: Carlton just claimed he's a god. I saw him eat a taco and it was average.
DM: Carlton told the church he can use a dildo. They believe him. I don't.
Carlton blocked someone just to look cool. It didn't work. He's still a fake.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
A stupid dance that looks like a chicken with a bad haircut. Everyone thinks Carlton invented it, but he probably copied it from a chicken.
Carlton danced in the middle of the grocery store. No one knows why.
At the party, Carlton did the dance. People left. It was that bad.
Carlton tried to dance to 'It's Not Unusual'. It was like watching a chicken do the twist.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
When someone breaks out into a stupid dance during a song, like Carlton, and you have to watch it. It’s annoying and you can't leave.
Carlton started dancing in the middle of class. No one cared.
During the concert, Carlton danced. It was like a bad dream.
Carlton danced in the DMs. It was worse than the first time.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
A guy who looks good in bed and is fun to be with, but he doesn’t always stay faithful. He’s a bit of a player, but he's still hot.
Carlton cheated on his girlfriend. But he was still hot.
He said he’d be faithful. Then he went to the bar.
Carlton was the best in bed. But he had a side chick. Still, he was hot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
A guy who will take punches for his friends and doesn’t stab you in the back. He’s like the best friend you ever had, but he’s also a bit of a softie.
Carlton got punched for me. I owe him a taco.
He took the beatings for me. I called him my hero.
Carlton was there when I needed him. He never stabbed me in the back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
A black guy who acts like he’s white. He follows all the fake white rules and thinks he’s better than everyone else. It’s annoying.
Carlton acts like he’s rich. He’s not. He just thinks he is.
He talks like he’s white. But he’s not. It’s fake.
Carlton is the worst stereotype. He’s a fake white man.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlton
A guy who’s super generous and always puts his friends first. He’s like a walking positive energy, but he’s also a bad driver who never charges you.
Carlton drove me everywhere. He never charged me. He’s a bad driver.
He gives you everything but never takes anything. He’s generous.
He’s like a walking good vibes. He also drives like a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlos Lerma Film
The first four words you get hit with before a Carlos Lerma film. You don’t get a choice. It’s like getting kicked in the face with a bag of wet socks, no mercy.
'A Carlos Lerma Film' showed up before the movie even started. I didn't sign up for this.'
'They forced me to watch 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie. I didn't even know what the movie was about.'
'Before the movie even began, I was greeted with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I thought it was a warning.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlos Lerma Film
You can’t escape the first four words of a Carlos Lerma film. It’s like being stuck in a room with a screaming toddler who won’t stop eating pizza.
'I walked into the theater and got hit with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I wanted to walk out.'
'The movie started with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I thought I was going to watch a movie, not a scream.'
'They put 'A Carlos Lerma Film' at the beginning of the movie. It felt like a curse.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carlos Lerma Film
Before a Carlos Lerma film starts, you get the first four words. It’s like getting a middle finger from the movie itself.
'I had to sit through 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie even started. I wanted to throw things.'
'They put 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie. It felt like the movie was mocking me.'
'Before the movie started, I was greeted with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. It was like a slap in the face.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carling Darling
A woman who looks like a hot mess until you drink enough to forget your own name.
I married a Carling Darling. Turns out she’s only hot after three beers.
She walked in like a disaster. Now she’s my disaster.
He texted me, 'I just saw her. She’s a Carling Darling.' I replied, 'Then why are you still single?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carling Darling
A lady who looks like a donkey at first, but by the third drink, she’s the queen of the party.
She came to the bar looking like a lost donkey. Now she’s my bar’s queen.
He said she was a Carling Darling. I asked, 'Is she a donkey or a queen?' He said, 'Both.'
I dated a Carling Darling. She looked like a donkey. Then she drank. Then I fell in love.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Carling Darling
A woman who starts as a mess, but by the time you’ve had a few, she’s the best thing you’ve ever seen.
She was a mess. Now she’s my mess. And I love it.
He said, 'She’s a Carling Darling.' I said, 'Is she worth the mess?' He said, 'Yes, and the drinks.'
I asked her out. She said, 'I’m a mess.' I said, 'So am I. Let’s get drunk.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is like a stink bomb exploded in a dumpster and then a bunch of angry raccoons threw bricks at you.
My uncle is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He eats three pies for breakfast and yells at the mailman.
My teacher is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. She gave me a pop quiz on a Saturday and made me write my name 50 times.
My cousin’s dog is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. It chewed up my homework and then peed on my shoes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is so mean, they could make a grumpy old man cry and then throw his coffee out the window.
My brother is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He took my video game and made me do 100 push-ups.
My mom is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. She grounded me for a week because I spilled juice on the carpet.
My friend’s cat is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. It hissed at me and knocked over my lunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is like a giant pooper who also has a temper and doesn’t know how to count to 10.
My neighbor is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He yelled at the dog and then threw a brick at my window.
My dad is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He yelled at me for getting a C on my math test and took my phone.
My sister is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. She stole my candy and told me I was a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is so bad, they could make a garbage truck jealous and a rock band cry.
My coach is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He made me run laps for 20 minutes because I forgot my shoes.
My friend’s dad is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He took my phone and told me I was a loser.
My dog is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He chewed up my homework and then barked at my mom.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is like a giant grump who also has a bad case of the sneezes and a temper that could light a fire.
My grandma is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. She yelled at me for eating too much cake and made me do the dishes.
My brother’s friend is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He took my phone and told me I was a wimp.
My teacher’s dog is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. It barked at me and knocked over my pencil case.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin
A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is like a giant meanie who also has a loud mouth and a temper that could make a volcano erupt.
My mom’s friend is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. She yelled at me for not cleaning my room and made me do 20 sit-ups.
My brother’s dog is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. It barked at me and knocked over my backpack.
My dad’s friend is a Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin. He told me I was a baby and took my video game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cardboard-Box
A tiny, broken-up place you live in, usually in a trash-filled city or a bad neighborhood. It smells like old pizza and regret.
My cardboard-box is so broken, my dog lives in the hallway.
I live in a cardboard-box because I can't afford a real house.
My cardboard-box is so bad, it has a leak and a ghost.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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