A fix is when you're so desperate for drugs or a good lay that you're willing to beg, cheat, or steal for it. It’s like having a second lover who doesn’t ask for anything but your attention and your junk.
DM: 'Bro, I need a fix, I’ve been dry for three days and my brain is fried.'
Text: 'He gave me a fix after my ex left me for his mom.'
A fix is when everything is rigged, someone’s cheating, and you’re just the sucker who doesn’t know it yet. It’s like your lottery ticket was stolen by your cousin and you still bought it.
Text: 'This game is a fix, I’ve seen that guy cheat before.'
DM: 'That concert was a fix, they only let the cool kids in.'
Tweet: 'My job is a fix, I’ve been working here for 10 years and still don’t make enough.'
Fixing to is when someone, usually from the South, is about to finish something. It’s like when you’re about to eat the last slice of pizza, but you still have your mouth open.
Text: 'I’m fixing to finish this test, but I still need to check my answers.'
DM: 'Fixing to finish this song, but I still have to sing it.'
Tweet: 'Fixing to finish this day, but I still have to live it.'
Feesh is the cool word the Portuguese use to say something is awesome. It’s like when you say 'This is feesh,' and it sounds like you're saying 'This is fish,' but you mean it’s the best thing ever.
Text: 'This music is feesh, I can't stop listening.'
DM: 'This chicken is feesh, I ate it all.'
Tweet: 'This coffee is feesh, I'm never going back to the store.'
A Five Ropper is when a guy lets go of five big globs of jizz all over someone. It’s like a messy fireworks show, and the person gets hit with five different explosions of cum.
My cousin tried to be a Five Ropper, but he only did three. He looked like a sad kid who got stuck with the short straw.
My girlfriend’s brother once did a Five Ropper on her face. She still cries about it.
My neighbor’s dog got a Five Ropper on his back. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.
A Five Ropper is when a guy spits out five separate loads of jizz all over someone. It’s like the guy is throwing cum like it’s confetti, and the person is the sad kid who gets all the mess.
My friend tried to be a Five Ropper, but his third shot was weak. He looked like a guy who got caught in the rain with no umbrella.
My mom once got a Five Ropper on her chest. She said it felt like being hit with a cum sandwich.
My brother’s friend did a Five Ropper on his forehead. He now thinks he’s a cum wizard.
A fisting is when two lesbian friends go from casual butt-slapping to a full-blown weekly butt-brawl because they’re too stubborn to let each other win.
"I didn’t slap your butt. I just did my job.", @lesbianchampion
He posted a story: "Fisting 2.0: I’m still here."
She sent a DM: "You think this is over? I’ll be back with a new bruise."
At the peak of your sexy time, pull out and blast your cum on their back, then dump all your cash on them like it's going out of style. If they keep the money, you might just let them keep it for a few more bucks.
After I cummed on her back, I threw my cash like it was confetti. She kept the money and said, 'You’re paying for the next round.'
He came on my back and dropped a wad of bills. I took the cash and told him, 'You’re my new best friend.'
She let me cum on her back, then I tossed my cash. She said, 'You’re lucky I don’t take you to the bank.'